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  1. gonzalesna
    You most certainly can make it with just 1 carry on. Just put all your other crap in checked luggage. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Yeah, that's not happening.... And no "going out" clothes this trip....
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    I thought this one was funny... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I think I just peed a little... And the beer in my nose burns Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Don't look at me with that tone of voice!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    It's the end result of Futuredivot and a heavy night. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I voted no. She should come to Fitzgerald. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    So there I was, running around the DZ nekkid, when it hit me... actually, I hit IT. (it being a rope tied to a chair, sending me sprawling.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Now can you define nekkid? I'm assuming it's similar to nakkid, but with more shenanigans and/or fuckery... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    He was practicing high-altitude PLFs and exited in an unstable body position. Must be a newbie. CLICKY Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    He was practicing high-altitude PLFs and exited in an unstable body position. He must have missed my thread on the incident. Yes it kicked my ass in a way. Damn thing broke on me and I didn't have time to react or do a PLF, I didn't even get past the "oh" in "oh shit" when I crashed. Gonzo, search for my thread called "I need to grow up". I agree with the thread title. I missed the thread, but I bet your back would be fine right now if you could've heard the kids screaming at you trying to tell you that you were bending the support bar like futuredivot sittin' on a... well anything he sits on. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Yeah that is kind of amazing.... It WAS pretty cool when somebody from that church gave a very eloquent prayer to heal my back after I fucked it up in the playground swing accident and I started walking again on my own shortly after and the constant spasming stopped. I find it hard to believe I deserve it. You mean to tell me a playground swing kicked your ass?!? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Ya fitzgerald!!! durring the drink off!! Only if I get to do it nekkid. ...but the bunny might think it's a carrot. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Ya fitzgerald!!! durring the drink off!! Only if I get to do it nekkid. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    What an asshole! I bet he never even took it fishing! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    doggie toys This doesn't really apply here, but it is oddest thing that I ran into today. A sex toy for your dog (I think). It is under a link for Sports & Entertainment > Pet & Products > Sports and Entertainment ? I guess it is pretty hard to place in this years catalog. On the bright side, I'll bet nobody has already got one. (Or they won't mention it.) You're shitting me not?????? WTF has the world come to? That's just plain SICK.... I'm fairly tolerant but that??? I know!!! I mean, I could understand a sex sheep, but this is just disgusting!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Don't worry... He always keeps a gator thong in his back pocket in case of such emergencies. I am thinking the next time I jump with Randy..... I want to do a hybrid .............he can fly on his belly.. I will go to a stand...what I might use for a grip though.....might be a bit provacative Nonsense... You'll poke your eye out. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. gonzalesna
    Only if you're wearing a cow suit. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    For the last photo in the series: The tandem instructor finally was able to connect that 5th point of attachment. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Sending people off to get 100 feet of flight line or chem light batteries has always been interesting. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Booby-trap their entire office space/home (dependent upon who they are and how well I know them) with IED's wired with noisemakers instead of explosives. Every cabinet they open, room they walk in, switch they press, seat they sit in, etc. begins making loud beeping noises. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Be careful what you wish for... LisaH might start to stalk you and take excessive quantities of photos of you. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Don't worry... He always keeps a gator thong in his back pocket in case of such emergencies. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Of course... Do you really expect that helicopter or C-130 to work once it lands to pick you up in the Marine Corps? Hell no... "Sorry gents... the bird broke again. Looks like we're humpin' the 60 miles back to base." DOH!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.