gonzalesna

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  1. Oh, shut up and go have another whiskey already. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. Technically, he didn't finish the race because... Wow... I just had a deja-vu. I could swear I already... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. He probably just got a computer virus from watching some free porno videos. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. Ya, THAT's gonna happen. You've got better odds telling billyvance to listen. CLICKY Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Do you realize that you just ruined one of my favorite phrases? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. That's not what the voices think. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. Ya, THAT's gonna happen. You've got better odds telling billyvance to listen. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. I don't like getting nekkid at the DZ... The voices make me do it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. He's fakin' it... It's a photoshop. He just wants the attention. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Can't sleep. The beer isn't doin' it's job. Speakin' of job, how's the hunt goin'? I know job hunting takes away your quality whiskey and beer drinkin' time and all, but the whiskey won't pay for yer jumps. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. It's 2:30 AM here, so all is not right in my head, (not that it usually is or anything) but when I first looked at the picture of the back, I thought I saw cousin it from the Adams family for a sec. Cut looks good.
  12. Smoooth man... Smoooth how do ya' know if i been manscaping!? Cuz every time you sit on the couch, it looks like someone brought a dog over... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Ya, but I bet you showed up anyways... you know... for educational purposes and moral support. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. It's time I bought a flight, but I've hit a problem... I can't get ahold of PorpoiseHead. Anyone have his number and able to give him a call??? If so, just tell him to check his PM's. I need to know when to schedule my flights to and from N'awlins. There's a beer or two in it for whoever can help me out. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Shameless bump. It gets the song stuck in it's head or else it gets the hose again. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. *cough*bullshit*cough* Uh oh... Busted. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. MY fault??? I didn't do nuffin. I'm an innocent bystander. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. I have no idea what a TPIWWOP is...[Laugh] This post is worthless without pictures.,... Okay but seriously, what is TPIWWOP? Does anyone know or is this a mcswervy thing....? She is serious... T his P ost I s W orthless W ith- O ut P ictures Thanks for spelling it out for me...[Laugh] No problem. But I wouldn't trust my spelling... I AM a Marine, ya know. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. Who, pray-tell, could that lucky individual be??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. (cough) Emerald Coast (cough cough) 1 word... Florabama Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. Wait . . . is that The Star Wars Kid? No? BTW, check out the unit on that fat kid dancing . . . holy shit! Oh god! My eyes! My eyes! Funny, but with a little technology, you get THIS. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. Where to start..[Laugh] It started when she came to visit and I went to dinner at her friends house. A few drinks later and next thing I know I am I trying to talk a male dz. commer into sending a penis pic to us and somewhere in the conversation I promised a boobie pic. I did a three way boobie pic with lisa and another dz.commer We need said boobie pic for verification. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. I think I corrupted her in that fact. She used to be all about vodka... then I brought a bottle of Jack to the DZ. The rest is history. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. I can't give Lisa credit for it... I've been corrupting other people since I was knee high to a grasshopper. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.