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There go my hopes to run for president. There was one picture of me in somebody's album on Facebook in the dress and I was tagged. I removed the tag. You can remove tags of yourself if you want, even if the pic was posted by someone else. I've got family members on Facebook and they just wouldn't understand. Ultimately, I don't want the pics out there posted at all. Bolas came up with a good idea of putting Smiley faces in replacement of actual faces, and I'm ok with that. I just don't want it out there hovering for someone to see who knows me but doesn't know me well, or doesn't like me. That's all it takes to end a career. How many people that we don't know are sitting in Billy's fucked up thread? I'm trying to keep my face from ending up on a different website in the same manner. I mean, come on! Who wants to end up in billy's fucked up thread??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

There go my hopes to run for president. Or usher in a new era of not hiding your past. "Unlike my opponent, I'm not trying to hide my past as it helped make me into the person I am today." How does drag help me tomorrow??? In this case, I think the way I am today is not because of the drag jump, but the drag jump is because of the way I am: I love to have a good time and fuck around. Any other occupation would leave me careless about it, however, With my current occupation, I could be removed because of it. Like I said, it being maintained in the world of skydivers, I don't care because you guys understand the madness that goes with it. I don't want it loose on the internet because that's accessible by those that don't get it. If you want em, I'll PM em to ya. I just don't want them loose. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

There go my hopes to run for president. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

shell shock therapist Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Tuaca? I'm just guessing that since that is what I like....[Laugh] And don't hijack the bday thread.... Hijacking the birthday thread?!? Who would dare do such a thing??? That's almost as bad as destroying the birthday thread. I mean, who seriously has enough hate and discontent for that? Destroying the birthday thread... You oughtta be ashamed of yourself. Now go stand in the corner like I had to when I was a kid. No, not that corner... the one where the door opens so you get bumped by the door every time someone comes in or out. I said "Stand", not sit. You're in trouble. Big trouble. Like the time Walt decided to have a contest and got in trouble. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then have a seat and I'll tell you all about it. You see, Walt loved pushing his limits with the greenies. He'd constantly find himself being banned for going over the edge just a touch too far. Well, he'd been warned multiple times and he came up with the idea for a contest here in the bonfire called, "who's got the longest turd" contest. And, Walt, being the leader he is, lead by example. He took a poop on his bathroom tub, picked it up with plastic wrap or a towel or something, (I can't recall which) and took pictures of his creation. At the time, he was definately in the lead. However, since the greenies had told him no, he disobeyed and *POOF* away did he, his thread and that photo disappear into the abyss that is known oh so well as the recycle bin. Now you wouldn't want to end up in the recycle bin, now would you??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Hushpuppy's the first person I've seen post pics of the drag jump, but I'd like to ask that people don't post them. If they've already done so, I'd like to ask that you take them down, and if you've hit the time limit for editing, I ask that you request a mod takes them down. I'm all for having the photos and I don't care if you PM them back and forth, but having them posted here allows for searching via google and that's a big no bueno for me. I'm still active military, and I love bein' out havin' a good time, but I always have to be weary of the homophobic internet junkie in the military that's always lookin' up stuff on google and might come across a photo that could be taken the wrong way and consequently condemn my career. Again, PM them to each other all you want because I know you guys understand that it's all in fun. Just Please Don't post em. ...At least not for another 14 years. Lemme retire first. Thanks guys.

Never do... Usually, it's because no one wants to tackle the nekkid guy. This time... Everyone was just laughing too damn hard. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Attention whore Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I spilled the beans. Well, get a towel for cryin' out loud! You're turnin' my pants into beaners! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

October 6th Edit to add: Just now noticed I'm already on the list... weird... I don't remember posting my day... actually that's not all that weird, as much as I've drank over the years. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Shut up... you liked it. Glass cleaner taste tester. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I like the 2 that aren't taught in boot camp... fuck you, I'm covered and cover me, I'm fucked Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

weird avatar designer Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Well, he never told ME that! It's not all bad though... I DID get my Amazon hug/spankin's Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

At 11:00 on Saturday night, I told Robby that he needed to organize the spankings within the hour, because at midnight I turn into a pumpkin. He never came and got me. Blame him! Your Hotness... I feel it is my duty to state that I was in conversation with Robby, and he put it to the tune of something like this: It's her chicken this year... Let her fuck it. Please note that this was not ver batim (spelling?) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Well, the 30 jumps includes my entire vacation. I made 16 at Fitzgerald. Yeah man, that standing dock while you were in a sit was pretty cool. Would've been great if we'd had outside video of it, but no worries... there's always the next boogie. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Ya can't go wrong with nekkid! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I don't think the paddle ever made it to anyone's backside at all during the boogie. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

QuoteThank you for putting up with us! You know what they say.. there's always one asshole in every crowd. It waddn't me... I was wearing clothes the whole time. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Awwe that is such a cute story. I noticed you used the EXTREMELY abbreviated name... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

.................................................................. It sounds like rank is harder to get these days. It probably too depends on which unit you are in. Back in 1970 I saw a lot of E-7's out pushing a broom. There was a lot of rank in Special Forces. When you completed S.F. training everyone was given E-5. If you were in the top 2% of your class you were given E-6. Then there were the NCO academies. You could attend one of these and come out of it with E-5. We called these people Shake and Bakes. Many of them ended up as squad leaders in Vietnam. I was up for E-7 after six years. Yes, times were different back then. If I was more gun-ho, I probably could have got it. I had a terrible attitude after serving six years in the National Guard. Most of them were a joke back then. We had one real idiot in our unit who was an E-8. It just goes to show that rank doesn't always mean much..... It depends on your next rank and your job field. If people ranked above you aren't getting out, being forced out, or dying, there aren't any open slots. They can only have so many of each rank and the higher it goes, the fewer slots, therefore harder to make rank. If you're in a job field that a lot of people like, it's often times hard to get promoted, whereas other jobs people get out of or have higher risks of death, opening up job positions in the upper ranks. It also depends on your individual records and who is more qualified for the job, but that's kind of a given. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

camera salesman Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Nice to meet you too. Of course I'm not offended. I'm just disappointed I didn't get my spankin' or my Orphan number. There's always next time though. Me too. I want my spanking. If the spankin' was all you wanted, I would've been more than happy to help. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Outside of RastaRicanAir's post about playin' guitar, I noticed the only post regarding me was in reference to the drag jump. I'm amazed! Not one person made notice that I managed to keep my clothes on... However strange the attire may have been. I don't know what was wrong with me. I promise I'll never do that again. Psycho! The punch was awesome! Loved it! I must've had at least 6 or 7 cups of it. On top of all the Jello shots from J and Keith and the puddin' shots from Rachel, I don't know how I managed to find my own tent that night, let alone walk under my own power to get there. I came up just 3 jumps short of my goal of 200 jumps, and for only spending a week jumping, I'd say gettin' in 30 jumps wasn't a bad set of numbers! Spence! You're the fuckin' man! Thanks for puttin' this thing on! I was about to go insane over here and I needed that break. I got back to work and, although I had a metric shit-ton of work waiting for me, I was energetic as hell and am already damn near caught up on everything I need to do. I've got some motivation back and am focused. Thanks for all your hard work. You put on a great event. I'm lookin' forward to next year's! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Nice to meet you too. Of course I'm not offended. I'm just disappointed I didn't get my spankin' or my Orphan number. There's always next time though. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.