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  1. Yes, IBTL. +1 IBTL! God damn acronyms. TRANSLATOR UP!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. It's the tits. Prove it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. A single one that is half decent, yes, viable, no. Here's a random sampling of 10 guys at my DZ 5 - are in their early to mid 20s. They're cute, but I'm not a cougar. 1 - is gay. I'm not one to fight a losing battle. 2 - are 20 years or more older than me. My dad is still alive and well, I don't need a new one. 2 - are already attached and I won't go there. It's bad juju. 10 - all live more than a two hour drive away from me. Most of them are decent, but none of them are viable. My response to the last 25 year old that hit on me - "You're cute, but I'm not a pedophile." My response to the last guy that was in my age range - "How are your wife and baby doing?" datin' a 25 year old wouldn't make you a pedo. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. Don't wanna hear the crying? Drive. Don't wanna sit in traffic, but don't wanna hear the crying? Ride Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Where's the fun in that? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. At least I gradjumacated high school. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070038/DB-Cooper-case-solved-FBI-tells-niece-skyjacking-suspect-matching-fingerprint.html Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. Privacy settings are a wonderful thing if you use them. I know, but it was beyond that... you know how the government operates!! Don't get me started. We don't want this to end up in SC. But yes, I do. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. +1 +1 & .-- .... --- .. ... .- ... . -..- -.-- -... .. - -.-. .... --..-- .. .- -- .- ... . -..- -.-- -... .. - -.-. .... .-.-.- -.. --- -. --- - -... . .... .- - .. -. --. -- . ..-. --- .-. -... . .. -. --. .- ... . -..- -.-- .... --- - .--. .. . -.-. . --- ..-. .- ... ... .-.-.- .-- .... .- - -.-. .- -. .. ... .- -.-- - .... . .-.. .- -.. .. . ... .-.. --- ...- . - .... . ... .... .- .... Thanks for that enlightening addition. As always, your knowledge and enlightenment will assist in the betterment of ourselves and society. Here, I was thinking, Shah really is a robot, and he finally broke. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Nah, he's wrong on that one. I was a bitch when I was fat too. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. +1 +1 & .-- .... --- .. ... .- ... . -..- -.-- -... .. - -.-. .... --..-- .. .- -- .- ... . -..- -.-- -... .. - -.-. .... .-.-.- -.. --- -. --- - -... . .... .- - .. -. --. -- . ..-. --- .-. -... . .. -. --. .- ... . -..- -.-- .... --- - .--. .. . -.-. . --- ..-. .- ... ... .-.-.- .-- .... .- - -.-. .- -. .. ... .- -.-- - .... . .-.. .- -.. .. . ... .-.. --- ...- . - .... . ... .... .- .... Thanks for that enlightening addition. As always, your knowledge and enlightenment will assist in the betterment of ourselves and society. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. Privacy settings are a wonderful thing if you use them. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. gonzalesna

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    Everyone likes their own brand! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. I agreed with what she said and went on to express my thoughts. Which I have a funny feeling were not similar to hers. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Shah, the whole purpose of the +1 is so that you don't need to retype what the preceeding person said. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. planning on a penis extension ? Wasn't planning on it, but there's no such thing as too big I suppose. I don't have internet access at home right now, so I use the computers at work. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't approve of me using their assets to upload my penis to the internet. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. I can sing pretty damn good with spot on accuracy, but I don't have the stardom look... I'm more the disgusting dirty white biker trash look. Got a face for radio hu? Yup. The second picture looks like the 'American Dad'! Chuck "Good morning U.S.A.!!!! ..." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. Patience, young grasshopper. When I have the means to contribute once more, I shall. In the meantime, you could always make an addition to the boobie thread. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. Maybe he wants to see some moobies. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Nah. It's that most women who skydive have at least a little bit of self esteem. Unlike those female hockey players. I have a stick. You know that I have a stick. And still you mess with me? Silly Caucasian American girl likes to play with Samurai swords hockey sticks... For the record, the girls in that picture were Canadian. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. and to add to the problem of acronyms, the kids these days are makin' up their own stuff... IMO, IMHO, WTF, OMG, M2CW, FYA, ESAD, etc. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. I'd really like to do it on the '49 I'm considerin' buyin' but I probably wouldn't be in the running for the winner. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. I can sing pretty damn good with spot on accuracy, but I don't have the stardom look... I'm more the disgusting dirty white biker trash look. Got a face for radio hu? Yup. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. That's a really great idea. You can also use a leasing agent, who will have some experience in screening. Of course, then you give them money for the service. Now, we want some funny bad-potential-tenant stories, max... Wendy P. I don't have anything funny, but the only two times I've tried renting my place myself, I got screwed, partially to my own fault. I didn't make them pay a security deposit. First guy paid 1st month's rent, and got nothin' else. Kicked him out after 2 and a half months there. Second person was my neighbor's niece who had just moved into the area. I offered to let her have the 1st month free and cut her a really low price on the rental for following months as a favor to my neighbor. I never saw a dime, but she never hesitated to ask for work to get done to the house. I quit doing work. She bitched. I said work costs money and right now you owe me money, so pay what you owe and I'll do the work. She was gone in a week. Some people's kids. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.