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  1. I can sing pretty damn good with spot on accuracy, but I don't have the stardom look... I'm more the disgusting dirty white biker trash look. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. So does most of today's pop artists, via the use of electronic perfection. A good voice and accurate vocals are no longer necessary to make it big these days. Now it's just looks. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. Nope. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. I'd love to get in on this, but I don't think I could commit. I have a problem with commitment. I'll be in school in Phoenix next year, so I don't expect to have a lot of time to vacation. It's bad enough I damn near missed fitz last year, let alone missed out on the record. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. gonzalesna

    NERDvana

    Do they have one for Darth Helmet from Spaceballs? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. gonzalesna

    Pizza!

    What part of it don't you like? Sounds like the part about how it's got pizza in it. Edit to add: Maybe he morally objects to the treatment of the tomatoes during the harvesting process. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. Good luck. Throw on a gel seat-cover and a back brace. Don LMAO... you haven't seen my bike, have you? My seat is a metal pan with a piece of leather stretched over it... My backrest is my waterproofing bag packed full of crap. Sounds pretty rough, but I can guarantee you that it's really not that bad. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. The worst part for me will be the lack of cigarette smoking unless I either put an electronic cigarette lighter on my bike or I stock up on nicotine patches. I can see it now... I'm goin' down the road and everyone will think I've been in a wreck because they'll think I have band-aids all over me when it's really me goin' a little overkill on the patches. Maybe I should look into gettin' a pee bag too. Twardo, what's that like? Do you know you're peein' or does it surprise you? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apm0QVGeQ7g Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. I call 'er ol' faithful for a reason. I ride the piss out of 'er and she keeps on chuggin'. I'm gonna be puttin' on a 6.2 gas tank for the ride, which is the maximum size allowed for the race. All I'll need to stop for is fuel every 300 miles, and short naps. I'll be surviving on as little food and drink as possible to prevent more frequent stops than that. The winner will be determined by the fewest stops and the longest someone can go without sleep before needing to rest, since you can't speed to make better time. Edit to add: I already run longer legs than most people do... most like to stop about every 100 miles. I like to push to 170-200 miles... in other words, I stop when I need fuel. Don't hate the sporty... respect the sporty. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. I've got a water-proofing bag and an i-pod... what the hell do I want a bagger for? I'm not gonna be stoppin' for hardly anything anyways. Geez. Spoiled geezer-glide riders... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. I decided I'm gonna participate in the Hoka Hey Motorcycle Challenge next summer. The ride is a race that covers 6,000 miles from Las Vegas, NV to New York. http://www.hokaheychallenge.com/ It's not as long as last year's race, which went 10,000 miles and through 48 states and 2 Canadian provinces. However, the winner's pot will probably be bigger this year since more people are likely to participate with a shorter distance. There's a lot of rules, such as no speeding, no illegal drugs to help you stay awake, no support teams, camping only- no hotels, etc. You use a tracking device so they can keep tabs on where everyone is and use it to determine if you're speeding or not. Winners of the race will have to take a polygraph (lie detector test) and a drug analysis to receive winnings. Entry fee is $1,000, and you have to cover the cost of your food/clothing/fuel, etc. It's a lot of money and a lot of miles, but I figure I'll get 'er done in a little over 4 days. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. gonzalesna

    Pizza!

    Boobies and beer. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. ebay Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. then you need to get your ig'nrant arse within hearing shot of an Italian V Twin Not big sellers out here, those italian v-twins. Might stick my ear in the air if I ever make it out to oz though. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Maybe its the blatant disregard for some of the simplest of laws to obey, just to save a few mins? Or, it might be that some motorcycles are air cooled and sitting in stop and go traffic for hours will cause them to overheat and cause physical damage. If it were illegal, they'd be writing citations for it. Quitcherbitchin' and SIUCC. Get on 2 wheels and join the party, or have patience and wave as I go by. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. sorry to hear that gia. feel mo betta soon. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. I don't consider it revving. It's throttle and clutch control in the friction zone of the clutch. It's not intended to make noise. But true, nonetheless. Always better to have a little friction. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. Leave your opinionated bullshit in SC. This is just to let ya know what's new. Cry or boast about it in another topic. Here's a brief summary... H 113. MOTORCYCLE SAFETY ACT [SL2011-361] - Provides that a failure to provide right of way that causes a motorcyclist to change travel lanes or leave its travel lane is an infraction resulting in a fine of not less than $200.00 and a fine of not less than $500.00 if the violation results in property damage or personal injury to the motorcycle operator or passenger. This bill was introduced at the request of and is actively supported by CBA/ABATE of NC. H 381. CHECKING STATION PATTERN SELECTION [SL2011-216] - Prevents law enforcement agencies from establishing patterns for vehicle stops at checking stations based on a particular type of vehicle, but allows law enforcement agencies to designate any type of commercial motor vehicle and provides that the provisions of the bill do not restrict any other type of checkpoint or roadblock which is otherwise lawful. Actively supported by CBA/ABATE of NC. S 16. OBTAIN BLOOD SAMPLE/IMPLIED-CONSENT LAWS [SL2011-119] - Requires a law enforcement officer to request a blood sample under the state implied-consent laws from any person criminally charged in any case involving death by vehicle and certain other offenses and to seek a warrant if the driver refuses and there is probable cause to believe the offense involved impaired driving or is alcohol related. H 49. LAURA'S LAW [SL2011-191] - Increases the punishment for DWI offenders with three or more grossly aggravating factors - prior DWI conviction within last seven years, driving with a revoked license, causing serious injury to another person, transporting a person under the age of 16 at the time of the violation - to a fine of up to $10,000 and imprisonment of at least 12 months and up to three years; requires continuous alcohol monitoring of certain offenders; and increases the court costs for DWI offenders. The legislation also requires alcohol monitoring after an offender is released from prison. It also provides that the defendant is not eligible for parole, but may be released for the last four months of the sentence but is subject to mandatory continuous alcohol monitoring. It also provides that the prison sentence may be suspended only if the convicted person serves at least 120 days in jail and is subject to continuous alcohol monitoring. The legislation provides for a "permanent" revocation of their driver's license, but allows an offender to apply for a conditional license restoration after three years. Any offender having his or her license restored would be required to have an alcohol-detection ignition interlock system on their vehicle for seven years. The legislation increases the court costs for all DWI offenders by $100. Offenders may get credit toward their sentence for in-patient treatment they receive for alcohol abuse. H 427. RUN AND YOU'RE DONE [SL2011-271] - Provides for the seizure, forfeiture, and sale of vehicles used by defendants in felony cases involving speeding to allude arrest. H 650. AMEND VARIOUS GUN LAWS/CASTLE DOCTRINE [S2011-268] - Expands the "Castle Doctrine" (allowing the use of deadly force against intruders in one's home) to cover one's automobile and place of work. It also expands the places where people with permits to carry concealed handguns can bring their weapons, making it lawful for permit-holders to take their guns onto state court property and into state parks if they secure them in their vehicles. It also allows guns at state highway rest stops and allows state lawmakers and other legislative employees to bring their guns to the legislative building as long as they keep them locked in their vehicles. It permits local governments to prohibit weapons from county recreation facilities. The legislation gives district attorneys, assistant district attorneys, and their investigators the same authority as law enforcement officers to carry weapons. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Automatic truck (they don't make that model in a manual, otherwise it would be) Manual Motorcycle Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. If you're not shorter than 5'8", a bimbo and a size 0 then I doubt Shah thinks you're "pretty." Then again, having known you on DZ.com for a long time now, I know that you are!
  22. Motorcycle sales continue to do well. Military members are riding a lot now as well. Added a little coolness to the post. First one is us at Arlington National Cemetary on Veterans Day. #2 is my goofy ass sittin' on a 1949 Flathead #3 is... well... self explanatory. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. Good Eyewear, Long pants and good boots are my only requirements for me to straddle a scoot. From there, if the weather and the laws permit, it's no helmet, t-shirt and a shit-eatin' grin. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. High: Less than a year until I'm a civilian again. Low: I still have 8 months left. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. I'll ride it about for 6-12 months then buy another basket case and start again