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What about meaningless hot pig sex? pig sex? is that just using bacon flavored lube? It's that crazy, rollin' around and makin' weird noises, just goin' to town hot pig sex. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

This one ain't bad either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esSJb3euPbM&feature=related Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

What about meaningless hot pig sex? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Get her in the sack and just before you bust a nut, pull out and start beating off, while telling her that she can get up and leave cause you just found something better! Bonus points if you can time it right and give her a pearl necklace as a parting gift. ooo! spider man her! Call in Team Dirty Sanchez? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

+1 This is a very SERIOUS topic. No boobies allowed. Turn in your man card. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Depending on what the circumstances are, an embarrassing/cruel method of breaking it off may be in order. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

+1 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I'm sorry I really really really am...but time is in the favor of us guys. Collagen which gives your skin that youthful bounce and radiance and even tone does one thing and only one thing after you pass a given age, call it 25. Degrade. I don't care what you eat or what you do or what you put on or to who you pray to! Your skin is going to go and when that does no matter the underlying structure it's not going to look good. Yes there are exceptions yes there are women in their late 50s who look amazing but on average things just don't work out well for the average woman when it comes to fighting the clock. So this woman is playing the short game, eat as much as you can as fast as you can on another person's dime....and at $1200 a month she is doing rather well on the short game. Which is also about how much some girls get in terms of free coaching and pack jobs at some DZ's I'm told. But in the end....well let's face it short term gains never last a lifetime. And before she knows it she is fighting for a KFC meal with a girl who just turned 21 and looks as good naked as she does clothed. You and LisaH should hang out. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[nitpick] WADR, none of those are acronyms ...initialisms maybe but not acronyms. [/nitpick] "A word formed from the initial letters of a name, such as WAC for Women's Army Corps, or by combining initial letters or parts of a series of words, such as radar for radio detecting and ranging." -The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

... He wears a cowboy hat.... guess I never noticed what's above the kilt Stop undressing me with your eyes... Use your hands instead. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

And I thought I was the only one in bed by 9pm at a boogie!! You are... After that many mellenia, Twardo's memory isn't what it used to be back when he was walking across the Red Sea with Moses. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Fixed it... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Post your confounded, fandangled acronyms here and their definitions, so that those of us who are lacking acronym education can know what the hell everyone else is talkin' about. FWIW- For what it's worth IBTL- In before the lock JM2CW- Just my two cents worth IMO- In my opinion ESAD- Eat shit and die GFY- Go fuck yourself HBTY- Happy birthday to you Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

FIFY FIFY? I'm soooo far out of the loop on today's lingo. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Those that know you (even if just from scuttlebutt), think you are. But not everyone knows you. Yes, but wasn't this aimed at people who are not in that world and therefore maybe not know who is who? I don't dispute your ability.... I just think that someone who does not know you or is not in the circle asking for more information should be bashed for asking a simple and relevant question. I think you will pull it off, but that is only because I know of you and what you have done. I think Spence will pull off his boogie, but only because I know of him doing it before. But I don't see asking for qualifications as a ridiculous question worthy of being bashed. Look, I think it is a GREAT idea. I think you have the skills to organize it, and the people to pull it off and I support the effort. I just think that bashing a person who asks a question will scare off the EXACT people you are trying to do this for. Attitudes like that are the reason I have not done a big way since a 100 way in 1997. For the record, The statement was mine and mine alone. I put it out there because I think it would be very arrogant to be looking to get on your first bigway/100 way and feel the need to interrogate the organizers. The bad attitude is all mine. Another FTR: I only get pissed when people start asking what they get for their registration money. Spence, remind me what I get for my fees at Fitz. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Happie Burfday Gurlie.

Allegedly... He's never been convicted. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

So true! But I wasn't ON facebook yesterday... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Noooooo... I don't have a mac. I just don't understand why everyone hates DB Cooper so much. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I'm not not sad I didn't get an IBTL. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Crazy pole dancing move... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFE6DdIBUj8&feature=related Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I do it because I love you guys... kinda like the way a parent spanks their child. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Sad face. That is all. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

It puts the canopy into the d-bag or it gets the hose again! Come to think of it, I say that to my packers all the time... /Tucks it in and starts dancing... Clicky Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I find that once anyone socializes a bit at their local dz, and finds their local dz on facebook... pretty soon a huge proportion of one's facebook friends are skydivers -- whether one knows them well or they just happen to jump at the same place. In recent years FB has been the most common way for skydivers at my local DZ's to keep in touch about skydiving when they're not at the DZ. Maybe you're a bit in the boonies or travelling around, so it can be tougher. (Not sure from your profile if you are near Edmonton or Saskatoon. Not many DZ's in Saskatchewan, and while I don't know the current politics, they haven't traditionally all been that friendly towards each other.) Most of my FB friends are skydivers, but aren't from any one location. Most of the skydivers I've got as friends, I've met at DZ's with very few exceptions. A couple are ones I've yet to meet, but know from DZ.com and actually conversated with on a regular basis. It's rare I send out a request. Others usually request me. I guess I'm remembered from events easily because of my extremely professional behavior. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.