gonzalesna

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  1. I used to, until I was wearing the jeans I've got that have more holes than material on em. Put my bike keys in the 5th pocket and the keys somehow magically disappeared. They're still somewhere in my buddy's backyard. I had to hotwire my own bike to get home that weekend. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. He's STILL typing... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. LMAO! I first read that as "Just sleep on condom couches." My first thought being, "That can't be sanitary." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. I'd like to bang Cheech... wait... did I do this thing wrong? I'm terrible with instructions. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. +1 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. I think that would look better. To me, the shorts and boots are for different seasons, that's why I think a cute pair of sandals looks better. You're from Florida... you're baised towards sandals. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. If the proceeds went to charity, I would gladly do that. There's all kinds of great charities.
  9. Skymama, maybe you should start selling paddlin' tickets... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. It didn't break in half or anything, a piece just came off. Geez, you make it sound like my paddlings are so bad. On the contrary... they're oh so good. Please, may I have another? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. I'm not sure... Please submit a photo of yourself in shorts and cowboy boots to confirm. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. ... you mean we can't have any paddling? sad I've already proven that statement wrong when skymama broke the OrFun initiation paddle on my ass. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. I only take Cyndi's deliveries by boat. Paddle, sail or motor? Racing motor, with a paddle to back it up in case the motor fails Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Sounds like some of the rigs and planes I've seen over the years. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Good start. you'll have to come play with us to get a better picture Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Sorry spence... it won't happen again. OOps... sorry gonzo and I got carried away You did it again! Shame on you! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Lightweight. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. I found Twardo's for him. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. Sorry spence... it won't happen again. OOps... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. I only take Cyndi's deliveries by boat. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. Shortly after Walt posted his dirty picture. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. Don't get mad, get a ride and come party. I can't afford another trip home from Turkey so soon after the last one. Sad face. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. By who? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. You must be looking at the FB list.... Don & Jean Hushpuppy gonzalesna goofyjumper iluvtofly mirage62 missbrz normiss popsjumper rick (asshole) Spence, Julie and THE NEW PUPPY!!!! Skydive The Farm skymama thomas_crowe Taxiway I will be there. I didn't get added to the list when I ponied up. does that mean I'm not allowed to go now? There. happy now? Your butt had best be there. I changed my mind. I'm not going now. That's not allowed. You shall be there. It's been declared. Nuh uh... I'm a grown-ass man... I do what I want. I'm a big boy. I wear big boy pants. You can't make me. LIES! you don't wear pants Touché, my dear... Touché. You still can't make me though. *sigh* you're right I can't MAKE you. But I can tempt you with jello shots & boobies! I'm back in. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.