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MY RIG'S GONNA BE READY FOR ME TO PUT MY FIRST JUMPS ON IT THIS WEEKEND!!! WOO HOO!!! BEER AFTER JUMPING!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Is this for cleanliness issues or does she have a complex similar to that of michael jackson? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I don't like turning a light on at night cuz once I turn it back off, I run into stuff, so I always just pee by trial and error... ...just keep peeing till you hear water! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

if I get caught again, so is mine... bwahahaha... Thanks, I'll be here all week... Yes, I AM lonely at night... How did you know? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Hammurabbi's Code- An eye for an eye! You want it bad enough to steal it? Better be worth risking the loss of your hand for, cuz that's what's gonna happen. All members of the media will be shot. Perris Hilton, Brittany spears (with or without hair), etc. will all be burned alive. Rap will be deemed worthless, therefore banned from all shelves and replaced with the musical works of the 50's and 60's I will always jump for free because, let's face it, I'd be a king. I do whatever I want. People that complain about my free jumping will be exocuted. All women will be required to remove all clothing while in my presence because, let's face it... the clothes of a commoner just can't compare with those of royal stature. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: depends on how hard you throw em. Edited because i mighta been crossin the line... PM for the joke initially posted... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Fixed BWAHAHAHAHA! damn it! you just got me busted by my boss for DZ.COMMING while at work! at least it was a good laugh that brought me down. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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Which one of you perverted SOB's clicked sheep and other farm animals?!?!? TURTLE?!?!?!?!? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

packing... working... sleeping... boozing... eating... playing hockey... or doing something else non-productive

ummmm just how in the hell did you know what bank i use from that image? I can only assume that your in the service and know what there online banking window looks like. and 1% is a little steep for a hand job buddy. Yes, I use PMCU... I fucking hate the fucking fuckers... You've never gotten a hand job from me... I give me hand jobs regularly and I always come back for more business I'd give me 1% Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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nah, it's an old fart non-check league. I'd prefer checking, but that rink doesn't have a checking league. I'm already driving 100 miles each way to play the game and that's the nearest rink. I'm not going any farther. Checking would take care of a lot of the BS, but they don't want people getting put out of work and risking law suits. It IS california, after all. No, I'm paying to play the F**king game. If I wanted to bleed on ice, I'd start a UFC club in alaska. Blood in hockey is just a part of the game, but fighting takes time out of our play time since they run the clock during the scuffles. That wastes my money. F**K that. Play the damn game or get the hell off the ice. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

-People who think kissing ass will get them somewhere in life. -The select few who get somewhere and think ass kissing got them there. -People who get handed shit without working for it... specifically job hand outs and spoiled rich kids that end up in massive credit card debt because they don't know how to manage finances due to mommy and daddy paying for everything in their youth. -Those said spoiled bastards having a negative attitude towards others because they've got a "pimped ride". Mommy and daddy bought it for you, you didn't earn it. Until you do, leave my stock truck I bought with the money earned from the sweat of my brow the F**K alone! (I almost lost it at an intersection on some guy for that very reason. I started to get out of my car at a damn stop light. WOO SAHHH!!!!) -People who think the freeway is a damn NASCAR race and assume that drafting you will get them there faster or get you to move out of their way. Hint: Don't do it to me... I just take my foot off the gas until you back the F**K up! -The people that can't manage to get out of the fast lane but insist on going less than the speed limit. I set the cruise control and go the speed limit to 5 over. If you go less, move right unless your passing. YA LOTS OF DRIVING SHIT... I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA... WHAT'D YOU EXPECT??? -People that don't say what's on their mind, but then get pissed off because of something someone did or said. If it bugs you, say something. Don't be afraid of hurting someone's feelings. Be tactful, but straight-forward. -People that get pissed when you're honest with them. Hint: Ladies, don't ask me if you look a certain way in a certain outfit or whatever. I'm honest. I'm not going to BS you to please you. I'm not married, so until then, I don't have any woman to please. If you want a serious answer, go ahead, but be prepared for either a positive or a negative answer. I'm not a guy that'll tell Rosie O'Donnell that "No, honey, you don't look fat." because let's face it... she is. -People that not only can't admit they're wrong, but insist that you're wrong because you disagree with them, regardless of how many times you prove your point. -Those with serious body odor issues and don't care enough to try and fix it. I started sleeping at work because my old roommate had the most RANK feet I've ever smelled. Never would shower before going to bed despite my frequent comments on his stench and suggestions to shower prior to sleeping instead of in the morning. -People that will screw over others to further themselves or their appearance to others. -Those that are unappreciative of kindness. I don't want a damn thank you card or a return favor, just a damn thank you and maybe a little help if I'm in a bind and have nowhere else to turn. -Those that are only willing to help if they're going to receive personal gain from it. I'll usually pay you a little money for helping me out, but don't expect a friggin' fat check unless the help warrants it. -Those that say they're not smart, but don't take the time to further their education. -Those that cannot take responsibility for their actions. "Smoking's an addition and that's why I can't quit" doesn't cut it for me. I'm a damn smoker and haven't been able to kick it yet. I don't blame addiction, I accept that I haven't had the willpower. Another example is the guy that got fired from work for looking at porn, then filed a lawsuit against his company because, "I can't help it. I'm a sex addict. I need help and counseling, not reprimand and punishment." Gimme a F**King break! I guess that means I can kill someone and get off Scott free because "I hunted when I was little and was numbed to killing because of it." BULLSHIT... GROW UP AND OWN UP TO YOUR F**K UPS. "I DIDN'T KNOW" DOESN'T WORK FOR ME EITHER. Just a few things that bug me

Pacific Marine Credit Union SUCKS! I'll only touch you if I get a minimum of 1% Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Ya, the Kings just aren't even worth turning on the tv for this year. Then again, my team isn't doing well either. We lost our first 2 games, both 2 goal deficits, then tied the next 2 (the second was tied with like 45 seconds left) then we just lost again on sunday. We got our asses handed to us that night. (Lost by 5) Once the other team was up, they seemed more focused on fighting than playing the game. Pisses me off because it's just a house league, so we're all paying money to play. Here in Southern California, that shit's expensive. I don't wanna pay money to duke it out when I can do that in the parking lot after the game. Shall we call the group the sucky hockey team support group? All in favor say "I". "I" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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That thing started pissing me off... I kept dying... took me like 25 tries or something just to pass level 1. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Ya, Rico from "team: pull my finger" sent it to me... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.