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    Go to court and tell them that you were speeding because you didn't know it was a cop and you were freaked out because you thought some psycho was following you. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    0:5:0 Winds got a lot of people to quit early at perris... I think it's me... Last week, Sunday, I got 2 in during the morning, then the winds canxed it for the rest of the day. All week long, I was told the weather was perfect. Yesterday, I got 2 in and then, once again, the winds shut it down. When they were about to put up a load, the winds picked back up as soon as I manifested... go figure. We finally got back up and running after about a 2-1/2 hour wait or so. I don't know what it is, but it just seemed like Karma getting me back for something in the past. Luckily, the winds settled down and we had some more fun after the delay this week.
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    Don't bother... He's a cheap ass... I sold my sould to Satan and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a contract in the military Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    What??? YES IT'S MY REAL HAIR, ASSHOLE!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Stare at the center of the spiral... You're getting sleepy... veeeerrrry sleeepy! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I started off at 135 and was trying to gain weight (preferably muscle) So far, I weighed in at 145 last weekend. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I beat the crap out of random people with weapons like baseball bats, brass knuckles, and on occasion, my pickup truck... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Alright guys, I've struck the motherload!!! This CLICKY has every "Real Men of Genius" and "Real American Heroes" commercial I can think of... I'm still going through em. So far, my favorite is "Mr. Athletic Groin Protector Inventor" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I love em all... Here's a CLICKYto get you started
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    ya, I'm suppossed to be getting braces on the top row to bring my front teeth out.. I don't have that natural overbite apparently... not lookin forward to it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Chaser... Because I just can't handle my alcohol without it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Here, we can see that a nuclear strike is little more that the attacking country saying "Fuck You" to the attacked country. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    What's a toothbrush??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    First of all... BUMP!!!! Sorry but the video is just too damn funny to go without at least one bump. Second, I'll see what I can get from Jim. First, I'm trying to organize a memorial video for one of my buddies. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    not to worry... I think jim's got an extra pair left over from the commercial I can get from him Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    75-80 (Farenheit) clear skies... too bad I live 100 miles from my dz and I don't have enough time go get from work to the dz before sunset Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    A crocodile somewhere is going hungry Anyone up for a bungee jump? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I don't have that disk set, so when someone sends it to you, feel free to share the love and send it on down my way
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    SHAVE my HEAD... IN my BED Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    You wanna see a freak??? Here's a video of my first jump of 2 yesterday... Clicky
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    I like making the link say CLICKY!!!!!!!!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    only got 2 in... winds shut down the dz in perris at about 10:30 or so and we never got another bird up. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Jim Wallace just did a commercial for disney relating to Peter pan this last week. Didn't get to see pics or video from it, but gave me the details about it. Jim ended up tearing a ligament on a normal landing at the end of the commercial filming. Said he was sliding in and his foot hit a recessed spot on the grass and that pretty much did it. He's ok though. He'll be on crutches for a while, but he's still hangin out and gettin around at the DZ. Edit to add: Just watched the video on the site, and ya, it's the one from last week. He said they did a poor attempt at the "We can fly" song, but wow... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    remind me to eat dog food before skydiving next weekend Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.