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  1. gonzalesna
    Just checking... I got hooked on skydiving at Emerald coast... Did a tandem, touched down, asked how much it was to go again (they looked at me funny, then said the same as you paid before) and did a second. That was about 2-1/2 years ago. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    oh ya? well I jumped on the hood of my buddy's truck on my birthday, he gassed it up to 25MPH and slammed on the brakes, sending me flying halfway across the parking lot. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    just remember that it's better to be pissed off than pissed on Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    So, what's your home DZ out there? Emerald coast? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    waiter, there's a tail in my soup. Dat's fo fravor... Is good fo you... Very Herfy Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    why would you fill a backpack with rocks and then just carry it around??? Geez... People these days... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. gonzalesna
    I fell out of a tree once. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I'll give you a cut... whenever we get into the same airplane... I'll be eatin' mexican food the night before! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    what the hell is that a picture of??? is it an abstract done by a deformed mental patient? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. gonzalesna
    My fav. place to eat there is still Firehouse Subs. mmmmm...
  11. gonzalesna
    knock on wood Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. gonzalesna
    NO! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!! I've heard of this scam before... He gets the money, and instead of an answer to your question, he sends old fortune cookie fortunes and those cheesy yet humorous confuscious jokes like, "He who fart in church, sit in own pew." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Call the secret service and schedule a press conference... my phone isn't working right and I just KNOW terrorists have something to do with it... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    bring tweezers... you might get splinters Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. gonzalesna
    Eeeeexcellent! Guys like you are the last few of a dying breed... DOH!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    The biggest factor in a DZ to be a safe place for YOU to jump at is YOU. If you decide to do a hook turn into the ground while at Eloy, the DZ didn't cause it. You can't blame the DZ for such things. 99% of the time, you're what makes your jump safe or unsafe. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    don't you do that already? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    thats how its being told to the public, "a team of people". Boxer owners are posting in the paper that boxer pups will be available for sell is about 8 to 9 weeks. I guess the people killing these boxers are seeing this ad. I'm not sure how they know where to find these boxers, I'm not one of them trying to kill them. There have been reports of boxers being killed in three different counties. Good cover... They'll never suspect you now. Worked with me that time I didn't rob that bank and the time I didn't beat up that little old lady. Oh, and I'm not one of them either. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    fixed it for ya Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    ok, now next time, you wanna be in more of a belly to earth body position and not so much of a frantically tumbling out of control, screaming "Oh my God, I'm gonna die!" kinda position. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    that's what I was saying... whew... that's a load off my back... you had a load on your back? were you hanging out with stitch last night? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    QuoteI must say though, the craziest thing I have ever seen was on a 911 call to a residence where a woman walked in on her husband who had been watching a porno standing up in middle of the living room, tipped straight backward, and died from a heart attack masturbating.reply] Did the obituary read "He died doing what he loved"? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Who knows what's going on. What I can tell you is that you can see that his last login to DZ.com was on the 2nd of march, meaning he just may have not been able to get to a computer to reply to your e-mails for some reason. I'm not saying you didn't get scammed, but I'd wait a few more days before filing items not received paperwork. That being said, I'd continue trying in every way to get ahold of the guy. Good luck getting either your $ back or your cypres in the mail soon. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    no Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I'll never tell... Wanna play catch? You first Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.