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  1. gonzalesna
    you mean PAINFUL??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. gonzalesna
    he decided to order a pizza, stay in, and watch a movie. The end. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    sure... CLICKY!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. gonzalesna
    Apparently the Marine Corps has Aloha Fridays too!!!! I get to go home for the day at noon!!!! WOO HOO!!!!
  5. gonzalesna
    Wow, sounds like you're worse off than I am... I was just gonna compare myself to the guy in the movie powder... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    You all risk blindness by asking for my photo... my arse hasn't seen the sun since high school when I went skinny dippin my junior year... *sigh* (memories) and I lived in wisconsin at the time, so I was already pale as hell. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. gonzalesna
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. gonzalesna
    I thought that was a hoo hoo... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. gonzalesna
    need I remind you why we're having this belly off contest? Don't forget that, although it may have pained some of us to look at us, we indeed did a deed to mankind by finding a cure for homosexuality... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    ding... ding... ding... We have a WINNER !!! Does that mean I win my self-stated prize??? Be assured I won't be delivering your gift... but I think that many are deserving of it... myself included. Unfortunately, there is little hope for me Glad you won't be delivering it... no offense, but I'd much rather receive it from a good lookin' skybabe. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    ding... ding... ding... We have a WINNER !!! Does that mean I win my self-stated prize??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. gonzalesna

    I bet you

    gonzalesna replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire

    Damn you, how am I suppossed to get anything done today wondering what the whole set look like? Teasing isn't pleasing!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. gonzalesna
    You wanna do WHAT with his Heine??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. gonzalesna

    I bet you

    gonzalesna replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire

    its good to be back...although I am running out of pics for you guys I can solve that issue... I just so happen to have a camera!!!
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    What? Okay okay, so I lived like a slob for the past, ummm... while! Now my floor is so clean you could eat off my carpet! *waits for the creative editing* I could go 2 ways with that... platonically speaking 1.) why would you want to eat off the carpet? Wouldn't little fuzzies get stuck in your teeth? Plus I don't think carpet tastes that good. 2.) I'll leave for stitch to use because he turns threads to a sexual nature far better than I... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. gonzalesna
    Fixed it... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. gonzalesna
    Nothin' says lovin' like a BJ and gettin' your willy wet... HOO HOO!!!! Edit to add: (Said in the voice of the Pilsbury Dough Boy) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. gonzalesna
    I'm with wildcard451. Lighten up, people. After the way you guys were going at it in the insurance thread, isn't that kind of statement coming from you guys kinda like BillyVance telling people to quit posting disgusting pics or me telling people that turds have no place in the bonfire? Oh, I get it now--you guys are trying to be funny! Uh, carry on. Walt It's like stitch saying to quit posting sex threads and turning threads into sexually related topics... not that he would ever actually make such a comment... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. gonzalesna

    VD!

    gonzalesna replied to normiss's topic in The Bonfire

    awww, and here I thought you had a good story about how you got VD... There goes my day... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. gonzalesna
    Oh, that's just nasty! Oh man...Jeiber is staying over tonight. I'm going to have to post rules in the bathroom now because of you people! Here is a sign I made for the bathroom in the muff trailer The homemade sign in the guys bathroom here at work says, "Be like Dad, not like sis... ...Lift the seat when you piss!" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. gonzalesna
    colon blow... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    neether... just look at my avatar... that there is a sine of entelajense... pure jeenyus... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. gonzalesna
    how long ago did you get the shot? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. gonzalesna
    Breathe deep... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. gonzalesna
    Holy cow, I wish it was that simple...I'm at a hospital and could have that fixed... if you gotta pee with morning wood, try This If you just can't aim and you piss on the seat, wait and let me go first. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.