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  1. gonzalesna
    See if you were a naked chick jumping youd not have to wait True, but that 5th point of attachment doesn't sound that great to me Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Got me another flaming post Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I think I'll wait till after I'm safely on the ground before I have some PT Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. gonzalesna
    I'm gunna fly overtop of ya and poo on you Good...wee need filling for your PIE! DOH! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Cause its soooo hard to get skydivers to show thier weiners at boogies, almost as hard to see boobies at one touché Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I've stood up every landing so far... it'd be a shame to bust my ass on the one time i get nekkid too funny, go for it bro!!! Not like he's gonna trip on anything ! Well, i'm no mandingo... I used to have an e-mail address at hunglikeahorsefly.com Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    No that was directed to you...duh... Im so gonna laugh at your shrinkage, so how many pies can be assembled for ya? Never been to prison... I keep my ass outta trouble As far as the shrinkage goes... you gotta see me unshrinkded to know if I'm shrinkded... What makes you think you'll get the priviledge??? (to see a good joke that is Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I've been there a few times... Always involved beer and fuzzy/blurry memories Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    HOORAY!!
  10. gonzalesna
    I'm gunna fly overtop of ya and poo on you Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. gonzalesna
    I've stood up every landing so far... it'd be a shame to bust my ass on the one time i get nekkid too funny, go for it bro!!! You mean intentionally bust my ass or just fall nekkid? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. gonzalesna
    Like in prison? You've been to prison? Sounds like there's a good story there Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. gonzalesna
    May I would be the proper way of getting information, I suppose. I wanna doesn't mean I may... Don't explain...she can't use there & their right either! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Just cause this is texas does not mean everything is bigger... plus even though its hot hed probably get shrinkage, what man wants shrinkage in front of hundreds of other skydivers? Buuuuut, since Ill be in attendance go naked so I can take pictures If they let me, I'll be bareassed... with beer waiting back down on the ground Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I've stood up every landing so far... it'd be a shame to bust my ass on the one time i get nekkid Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    May I would be the proper way of getting information, I suppose. I wanna doesn't mean I may... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. gonzalesna
    So you're coming then??? Well, it IS a good reason to get a break from work for a while and I DO owe you $100 Excuse me while I go smoke away my disappointment that I lost the bet Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    We all do. I'm not good with the photo editor program. The original photo is too large to attach. Now that I look at it... we DO all look like we're missing teeth... you'd think we were at a DZ in the south or something Edited for gramer and speling ish shuze I have better pics. Shall I post them? JK I had a few beers... i didn't run around the DZ bareassed, did I? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. gonzalesna
    women always ruin it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. gonzalesna
    I owe beer Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    With Skyfest coming up and the number of jumps left till I hit #100 winding down, I look to you regulars out there who've attended skyfest before and I ask you... Since it appears I might hit 100 at Skyfest, can I get bareassed and jump out of an airplane during skyfest for my 100th jump? (Preferably later in the day when it's warm) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. gonzalesna
    Forget your wife, man! What happened with the riding mower?!? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. gonzalesna
    Are we talkin' beers or bellys? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. gonzalesna
    5'9 and shrinking, but my weight goes up and down 20 lbs every year due to water weight loss from just being outside in 120 degree weather. I'll be down to 135 by july... just in time for skyfest Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. gonzalesna
    Because they want the ability to shun the guys with the 6-packs and say "oh ya? Well, I brought a keg!" I just brought the 6er Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.