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At your age, I'd be surprised if you could tap it I'd be surprised if you make it to MY AGE! So would I! So what was it like? I mean the crusades... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I gotta go on the seefood diet during the summer. Otherwise I lose about 20 lbs. in waterweight from bein' out in 120 degree weather all day. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I prefer grey poupon Boy Butter I know... that's why I'll be sleeping on the lawn instead of in the house Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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The wife's holdin' out again, huh? Na...in Hawaii... That poor dog... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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That's one happy mama jamma comin' right up Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Thank you captain obvious... you're my hero
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I prefer grey poupon Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Thanks... I've been working out Whose been workin' it IN? fixed it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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The wife's holdin' out again, huh? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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short bus special? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I AM a Marine Yeah...you got that "Never leave yer 'buddy's behind' thing going huh! Damn it, Tardo... Does everything have to relate to butt secks with you? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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At your age, I'd be surprised if you could tap it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Okay this needs to be said, your dads a putz... he says alot of dumb shit I would've used the term dumbass or asstwinkie, but I suppose that'll suffice. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Hello this is your capatin speaking. We seam to have the problems with the breaking system. please asume the position. we might not be able to get this slut to stop so we might come in fast and hard so she may take it a bit rough. I take it the brakes have issues regularly... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Jeesh whats not to be proud of? Its not like all dads get a son who wants to jump naked, have his balls ripped off, camp on twardos front lawn or get pied jeesh You know, you're right... and Dad said nothing good ever comes from skydiving Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Thanks... I've been working out Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Its not wasted... the pictures will be there for years to laugh at And to think dad said I'd never be good for/at anything Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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It's hard having a penis Guess we both owe beer now There's no sense in wasting a perfectly good pie... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I can balance a beer bottle on my head. But I wouldn't want you to miss the X-files Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I make the best sammiches, i not only open the beer, i run and fetch it from the fridge right before you finish the one you have. I enjoy giving blowjobs and i'm a rigger so you get free pack jobs and reserve repacks. But does your ass double as a coaster? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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First you call me fat, now you call me old... Just wait to see what you have in store for you 100th pie I didn't call you fat, I asked if you wanted me to call you fat. I didn't call you old... I just stated my age... If you feel old, you need to do what todays kids are doing... blaming their parents for everything. Then you were nice enough to offer to remove the possibility of a ballunder. Edit to add: MMMM... Pie!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Me loves military men!! How you doin? depends... how good are you at makin' sammiches and opening beer? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I was 3 in 87 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Butt Secks??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I AM a Marine Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.