gonzalesna
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Dude didnt you get the evite from twardo? He said he is opening his home to all of us slackers who didnt make hotel reservations AND he is providing us with free beer it's only 5000 sqft house! that's wide open spaces compared to the 100something sq. ft. barracks room I've got. Can I camp out on the front lawn? It'd feel more like home that way Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I am... I work about as much as I get paid Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Well, I figure if I'm gonna take a vacation, I might as well be there for the whole thing... I think I might come out on the 10th or 11th and stay till the 16th. I probably won't have enough $ to jump all week unless I limit how many jumps I do each day to only 1-3 jumps/day. I hope there's gonna be a camping area... Otherwise there may be a new homeless guy in town. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! One of my coworkers just walked by, saw that and started laughing his arse off... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Hey if I can barely spell in my own posts why would I take the time to fix someone elses when I quote them? Jeesh... So are you doing your SCR naked? Maybe... I just hope I don't get in someone's burble and accidentally put my balls in someone's face There's evidence on skydivingvideos that in the matter of balls vs. helmet.... balls LOSE!!! I'll just have to aim better than him, then. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Yea cause thats rare Purely accidental... scout's honor Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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It's a SAMMICH! Where's the beer?!? Sent yer sis out for more...gotta wash down that....whateverthehellitwas! Better get to it fast when she comes back with it... Her husband's a beer hog. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Can you wash away crabs? Don't you need a stiff wire brush for that?? You could always chop off the hedges Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Hey if I can barely spell in my own posts why would I take the time to fix someone elses when I quote them? Jeesh... So are you doing your SCR naked? Maybe... I just hope I don't get in someone's burble and accidentally put my balls in someone's face Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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It's a SAMMICH! Where's the beer?!? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Story of his life. fixed it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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You'll now be referred to as "The Ma'am" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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only the ones with boobies yep those ones, every day and 2wice on sunday. I gotta get a better net! Is that what they call it these days? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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It's MONDAY!! What's Your WEEKLY GOOD NEWS?!
gonzalesna replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
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Why are both turtles on their stomachs??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Who the hell is Grammar and what makes him so special to know what's right and wrong?!? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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only the ones with boobies Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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"A lineover is better than a ballunder!" I think I just found my new sig line Feel free! True story.... waaaaaay back when, when I was just starting out jumping (Czech Republic, '95), the rigs we were using had snaps instead of step throughs. One of the guys managed to cross the legstraps and ended up DBU (double ball under). Luckily, he was still on the dope rope, so it wasn't TOO bad. Still and all, he decided he was done for the day... seeing as how he had to cutaway on the jump prior (self-packing error, hung slider). He said he "didn't want to tempt Fate any further" and went to find an ice pack... Note to self: Don't forget pin check OR ball check Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Suck it up cupcake, lose the skirt and get a helmet. Actually, it goes as follows: Suck it up, cupcake. Lose the skirt and get a helmet. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I've been there a few times... Always involved beer and fuzzy/blurry memories Oh yeah, especially at Emerald Coast! that explains a lot Did 2 tandems there... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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There go my hopes for self-improvement Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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"A lineover is better than a ballunder!" I think I just found my new sig line Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Sorry, not enough blood up top to think right now Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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THAT would be fun to see nekid in freefall! Thanks for volunteering! So who's flying camera for Twardo's next stunt? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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What about the tuna fish? Don't you care about the tuna fish??? >>> Fuck them! THEY TASTE GOOD!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.