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I think Paris said the same thing after entry Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Your concept of time is off, it was not to long ago. It couldnt have been I still remember it and since I cant remember shit it was recent. Eh, I tried Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Gutterslu... Paris Cave? Would you mind strapping this 2X4 to my ass for me? Oh God, I can't breathe! I told you to bring your snorkel Snorkel?!? You need a damn oxygen tank and scuba equipment in there!! If it were me, I'd go with the biohazard suit, but whatever you feel most comfortable with. Ah, just strap on about 4 or 5 rubbers, and you're good to go! 4 or 5 dildos still won't do the job for her, considering she can sit on the new Airbus 380 without flinching... just remember to face north Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Excuse me, miss.. is this the bondage section? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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He didnt put his phone number on a public forum... oh and Eric, yea I wouldnt doubt he calls random drunk people... Hes Eric, big ole meany. Jeesh Twardo was one of my skydiving idols now he just thinks i am a jello lush I was young and drunk at the time... wait... I just realized I've told waaayyyy too many stories that start with that... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Gutterslu... Paris Cave? Would you mind strapping this 2X4 to my ass for me? Oh God, I can't breathe! I told you to bring your snorkel Snorkel?!? You need a damn oxygen tank and scuba equipment in there!! If it were me, I'd go with the biohazard suit, but whatever you feel most comfortable with. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Have you ever thought about a dildo as a piece of art work?
gonzalesna replied to dweeb's topic in The Bonfire
I live 20 miles from there... I'm still not going Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
At least he doesn't call random drunk people Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Gutterslu... Paris Cave? Would you mind strapping this 2X4 to my ass for me? Oh God, I can't breathe! I told you to bring your snorkel Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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easy assessment, your a marine, male and gasp....a skydiver what's your point? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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It would be nice for first-class airline! Do they give out complimentary condoms instead of peanuts? I was thinking more like complimentary blowjobs... no, no... they charge for that. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Gutterslu... Paris Cave? Would you mind strapping this 2X4 to my ass for me? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Except for that Whistling sound!!! I think we found the issue with that so called "cicada" problem... Twardo, it seems that you were right next to a highway popular in poker runs when you lived in IL... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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It would be nice for first-class airline! Do they give out complimentary condoms instead of peanuts? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Looks like youll owe alot of beer They'll be a keg on Twardo's front lawn Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Fine apples for twardo and oranges for you, jeesh for a man your kinda picky And to think you thought that I didn't have standards Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Gutterslu... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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How do you like them apples biotch? I like oranges better What about prunes, apricots, kumquats, cumtwats.... d'oh, did I just say that? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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That is uhhh kinda the whole point. No but if you do you wont have to worry about the ball under be gentle... it's my first time Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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How do you like them apples biotch? I like oranges better Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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What happens when you live in the desert and there's nothing to hang it on? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Are you calling me fat? No. Why? Do you want me to? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Ohhhh thats a great idea ... Ill bring the toilet paper Don't use it all to TP the house... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Dude didnt you get the evite from twardo? He said he is opening his home to all of us slackers who didnt make hotel reservations AND he is providing us with free beer it's only 5000 sqft house! that's wide open spaces compared to the 100something sq. ft. barracks room I've got. Can I camp out on the front lawn? It'd feel more like home that way Why not, you're a damn Marine aintcha? Marines sleep on the ground pretty much... tent? what tent? I remember one dude that was a Marine, traveled on his motorcycle from Ohio to TN for a boogie. Saw him sleeping in a sleeping bag on top of a concrete picnic table! That's hard core! He used a picnic table??? What a pussy I've done that at perris a few times. I do a lot of camping out here in 29 palms (cuz there's nothing else to do...) and if I bring a tent, it's cuz there's wemmenz that don't like sleeping outside. I like sleepin' under the stars. It's oddly relaxing, regardless of where you're at.
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It's a SAMMICH! Where's the beer?!? Sent yer sis out for more...gotta wash down that....whateverthehellitwas! Better get to it fast when she comes back with it... Her husband's a beer hog. The way SHE cooks he'd have to be to survive! it's to cover up the taste of her cookin' Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.