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I just noticed his nametape says UGH! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I heard that one told better by a drunk man who wanted me to go home with him. Instead, I went back to a hotel with someone in the 'sort of' same family. Ahhh, good times. That's just plain weird. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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We had fun! She shot a 12 Gauge shotgun (Two different types) and a .380 semi auto - she's actually a pretty good shot. I just want to be sure that she can understand the trauma that will happen to her boyfriends if they try to step out of line.. So what was she shooting at? Watermelons, cantaloupes??? Those are pretty good examples... Truck nutz That is what I show the boyfriend . . . just so he knows i have the scope dialed in JUST right. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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We had fun! She shot a 12 Gauge shotgun (Two different types) and a .380 semi auto - she's actually a pretty good shot. I just want to be sure that she can understand the trauma that will happen to her boyfriends if they try to step out of line.. So what was she shooting at? Watermelons, cantaloupes??? Those are pretty good examples... Truck nutz Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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No Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Well she may only be 107 lbs, but she's also only 3' 4" that may explain something... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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That girl really knows how to swallow those wieners Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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My name is Turtle and I'm a Tard Fucker Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Shit, I got to know some civillians while I was there... then about 3 months before I left, I bought a car. I started lowballing the cabbies and giving rides to people that lived in barracks around me. Cabs got as much as $30 to go to the mall while I was there. I charged $10 to go anywhere in P-cola except the beach... I made them pay the $1 toll for the trip across the bridge. I made some money, They saved some money, everyone was happy. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Funny, MINE is my avatar too...
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why thanks! I don't think airtwardo wants any of your 'youth creme' anyways ! SHHH!!!! it's reverse psychology!!! Of course, if that doesn't work, I can always just resort to taking a poo on his front lawn Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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You forgot something Edit to add: Ever seen deliverance? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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unfortunately, this comment was followed by, "By chance, were you adopted?" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Probably not, but for sure it's not gonna get a merit badge. Walt I guess they should have call me...it's rather obvious no "Pollack" was used during the installation. A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Pollack joke?" The bartender replied, coldly, "No. And I'll have you know I'm Polish." That's O.K.," said the man, "I'll talk slow." Heard it told a little different...about a Marine! Musta been a sailor that told you that one... what were you doing in THAT kind of bar anyway? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Nonsense, I'd never harm animals. Now, people, on the other hand, hell I get paid for that. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Not much of a dog person either if you can't train him not to fuck with cats. Maybe you should try goldfish? Walt Probably a bad idea... I'd never need to leave the house if I could go fishing while watching t.v. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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You will. Yes, Mistress. Fixed it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Oh! Kinda like ... replaces words and phrases not stated? By the way I always thought you were kinda... and that's the truth. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Probably not, but for sure it's not gonna get a merit badge. Walt I guess they should have call me...it's rather obvious no "Pollack" was used during the installation. A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Pollack joke?" The bartender replied, coldly, "No. And I'll have you know I'm Polish." That's O.K.," said the man, "I'll talk slow." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Fine! You won't get any! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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in that order? I'll leave that up to you. All I know is after those fuckers bit my dog it took everything I had not to go out back with my shotgun and a couple boxes of shells. As it turns out - baiting, trapping, carefully transporting them, getting the proper legal paperwork, all with the dipshit neighbors watching from 10 feet away, knowing they were soon to face lethal injection, was much more satifying. I probably would've caught and trapped using the shotgun, then neuter and decapitate via my own methods for the neighbors to see if I had been in your shoes. Most people would say I'm not much of a cat person. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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you left? Im only a figment of my imagination. Well, damn it, quit daydreaming! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Ya, right, and I just invented a youth creme that can make you look like you're young again. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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troll? triall? (if so, you misspelled it) trolly? trell? (WTF is a trell?) Damn it, man! Clarify yourself! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.