gonzalesna

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  1. Damn... Your first impression was better than mine. I kept looking at my watch and the calendar thinking, "Fuck, I still have another week around this old fart." Just messin' with you twardo. You's guud peoples
  2. Do you still have some retarded gummie bears? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. Ya, ya... Don't you have a bear pie or a frog pond to go clean up or something Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. I had to do a search to see what you were talking about. Naaaaah, he'll be ok...these weren't trouser trout. J/K Twardo! Lisa's giving twardo trouser trout? Lisa, is there something you want to tell the rest of the class??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. ya... stay away from me and my rig when I go to do my 100th Wouldn't work with you.....I've seen ya pack! I'll have to remember to repack yours next time I'm out there Naa...I like to jump more than ONCE a day, your 5 hours pack jobs wouldn't work for me! You know, I gotta hand it to ya... For an old guy, you're pretty quick Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. ya... stay away from me and my rig when I go to do my 100th Wouldn't work with you.....I've seen ya pack! I'll have to remember to repack yours next time I'm out there Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. Why? Did you wake up humping a random piece of furniture? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. What cow? I never saw any cows. All I saw was a digital representation of one that could have been a good photoshop job. Hey...wait a minute....does that mean that Lisa has 6 tits? WoW! Talking' about a Hooter Girl!!! Just wait till you see her in the swimsuit Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Twardo's gonna be heartbroken when he finds out lisa gave you the fish instead of him Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. Fish, pussys and hooters! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. ya... stay away from me and my rig when I go to do my 100th Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. She doesn't need a rig to hang out and party. Plus the gear store on the DZ offers demo rigs. I could tell ya all about the "leave your rig at home and use demos" thing Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. that was a crappy joke Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. what cat? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. it's a shitty job, but someone's gotta do it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. who ya got flyin' camera? If it's twardo, I'm outta there... Old people weird me out Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. that's a little contradictory I tried. Probably could have hooked you up with free video. before, after, or during the jump? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. that's a little contradictory Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Mummmmm Mighty Tasty!! Trade ya a pack of Reds for 2 packs of Lights! I know! I think I'll go burn one now! Deal Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. yes and when I get money I'll pay for your 100th jump. Just tell me when and where. Seriously.
  22. Are you offering? I thought you had a thing for gonzo... Two timing bastard! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. yes and when I get money Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. bet twardo about quitting smoking Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.