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Don't eat the yellow snow... trust me Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

No, but I did shart during my last hockey game... It went something along the lines of this: "[Got checked and farted.] Ah, shit! That can't be good. Fucker made me shit myself!" Checked after the game... sure enough, and it was a good one too Also, I pee a little when I hear a good joke to show appreciation to the comedian. (Note: I do not attend comedy clubs and shows for a good reason.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Get off the internet get me a beer and make me a sandwich! fixed it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Because the voices tell me to Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

fixed it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

i like yours better... adds a little spice to the photo... so what happened to the shark after the submarine hit it? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Be glad that a true gentleman (me!) responded. There are plenty of shady characters around here that would have tried to get you to show your boobies in gratitude. Walt Don't you need to go "drop the kids off at the pool" or something? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

don't make me pee in your cornflakes. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

It could always be worse... you could be at a kareoke bar... with crappy singers Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Never done it to a glass door (that I can remember) but I HAVE done it to a screen door... Poor door never stood a chance. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm at work when I don't HAVE to be. Gotta finish that article and I've got the wheels turnin' today. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

My only question is this... You say you were on stimulants for your ADHD. Most of the drugs that exist that I'm aware of for ADHD are depressants to some degree. They calm you down. Parents went nuts over Ritalin because it got their kids to sit down and shut up with a lot less effort. Is there some drug out there I'm not aware of or something? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Too true in all aspects of life. My dad is a crew chief with the CAF and was suppossed to be on this airplane. To this day, he still says the plane never would've crashed if he'd been on it, but I'm happy he wasn't just in case. I was in boot camp at the time. The "engine failure" mentioned was due to the aircraft running out of gas. The HE-111 Heinkel had 2 fuel tanks and the tanks needed to be used in a specific order. The pilots used it in the incorrect order, hence they "ran out of gas" with fuel on board. Sadly, the HE-111 that crashed was the only one left in the world that was in flying condition. Prior to being placed in the CAF, it was the personal transport for the King of Spain. When my dad lived in AZ, I'd go with him on occasion to the hanger and walk around. I got to go inside a lot of aircraft, including the Heinkel. I'm still sad to see it's gone. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Most people turn the light on at night to pee... I pee by sonar. Just keep peein' till I hear water. I've peed in the shower, in the toilet, on the toilet, around the toilet, on bushes, trees, in a cup (drug test), in the sink, and in Andy Copland's cornflakes. I'm sure there's more, but I was probably drunk, hence the reason I can't remember. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Fascinating Facts: Trivial Pursuit Q. More women do this in the bathroom than men. A. Put the seat down. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

At least it's not the stadium Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I've got a pretty good case of ADHD myself. Anyone who knows me in person can vouch for that. (As well as a couple people on here) I don't take any meds for it because I like being who I am. I quit taking the meds back in elementary school because the prescription required me to see a head doc and one day, I walked out in the middle of it. If you want the whole story, PM me and I'll spill the beans. Good story... I laugh about it every time I tell it.

How many times have you posted THAT??? I think the better question is how many times HASN'T mnealtx posted that when it was needed? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Awesome poem!!!!

Yes, but unfortunately, there's also crappy working hours out there. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I rarely speak of religion on dz.com since it seems that many groan when they hear it come out. I hope I don't end up sending this thing to SC, but here's my deal. The bible states to love one another. If you break down the 10 commandments, they can be summed up into these words: "Love God and love one another." There are things you don't do to those you love. We are told to show love towards everyone regardless of the actions they've taken against us or others. We're told not to judge or condemn. I'm following those instructions. Also, if either myself or my grandfather were to die, I'd want to leave the world knowing I did my best to maintain a relationship with him. If he died and I spent years trying to make him feel bad for doing that to my sister, I'd feel terrible because that would be the last thing I ever did to him- cause him pain. I don't want to go out like that. So I maintain what I can. The way you made your comment makes it seem like someone who disowns one person is better than someone who disowns many. I will agree that my grandfather has issues with others, but it's because of how he is. He's the most hardheaded individual I've ever met. He also, however, stands by his decisions. That's something one must respect, regardless of the reason for it. The reason he disowned his mother was because she thought his first wife was the one for him. His second wife is from the Netherlands and she called her "a fucking foreigner." He didn't forgive her for the comment and since disowned her. He is back in contact with his daughter, and he technically hasn't "disowned" my sister. He refuses to speak to her though. He wants her to call and apologize. My grandfather has rarely been the one to pick up the telephone. Someone has to call him. It's the way it's always been and there's no way to change his mind. I still visit with him and try to maintain a healthy relationship, although I will say that I've had opportunities to go see him and instead I've gone to visit my grandparents on my mother's side. Once again, I want to go out of the world knowing I did what I could to keep a healthy relationship between as many people as I could; my grandfather included. Now that I've beaten that dead horse, it should be nice and tender... so who's gonna work the grill? Hurry up, I'm hungry. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I don't know where you stand on a religious level, but if you believe in Christianity, I know that we're told to trade cruelty with kindness. Allow God to decide his fate and just give him as much love as you can despite his choice to disown you. If you have another religious background, I can't comment. If you have no religious preference, I still say go see him. It will ease your conscience knowing you did everything you could to mend a broken relationship. Years ago, my grandfather on my dad's side disowned my little sister for much less... at the age of 12, my little sister was on summer vacation from school and in California at the time visiting. (We were living in Wisconsin at the time.) She didn't call them and let them know she was in town, even though it was an annual occurance. For this, she was cast aside by my grandfather and my grandmother followed suit, as she tends to follow a "yes, dear" kind of attitude. about 2 and a half years ago, I decided to break off contact from my grandfather. I figured I didn't want anything to do with a person that would disown a 12 year old girl for not making a phone call, his own granddaughter at that. 6 months later, I regretted my decision and attempted to regain a healthy relationship. It's been 2 years and I've yet to achieve that. We're in contact, but it just doesn't seem the same. He knows my sentiment about the issue, but he still refuses to call my sister. This is a man who didn't talk to his own daughter for many years and disowned his own mother. My father refuses to have any form of contact with him. I see the pain in my grandfather's eyes, not being able to communicate with his son. To make a long story endless, go see him and regain a relationship with your mother. Don't let it be a one time visit. Let the old quarrels that existed die and start a new relationship with your mother. Keep it going even after your father passes. You may disagree with their decisions, but what benefit and comfort do you get out of refusing to see your father before he dies? Go see them both and revive a dwindling relationship.

youtubey no worky at worky... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I had a guy once tell me "i hope your shoot doesn't open" over IM. I made fun of his bad grammar. I had some idiot in an online poker game who I had just beat tell me something like that. I told him to go put his pacifier back in his mouth. That hand was bullshit! The computer fucked up the deck! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Because then the postal workers will have to get out of their vehicles in certain areas, such as where my grandparents live, postal workers still walk their routes. They'll park their truck in a certain location, fill their bag and walk a few blocks. Then, they'll do the same with the next block, etc. They did the same thing when I lived in La Crosse, WI. When I lived in Mission Viejo, they had to get out and walk literally 2 feet to get to the mailbox. Where I live now, they don't even get out of the vehicle. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.