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Somehow, I bet she's more loose than Paris Hilton, and that's saying A LOT! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Ahahahaa...it's Elsinore. It's 100 degrees at 8 am. I kid, but seriously, it's 80 or so early in the morning. That's so funny because my jumpsuit is all ripped up, so I can't wear it, anyway. I am NOT skydiving in the nude, though. I think my friends would have a heart attack because I am not that type of person. Still, I could jump in regular clothes. One thing will have to change. When I jump w/ others, we dock quite a bit, thoughout the skydive. I don't know how much of that I want to do w/ you. You won't have any real "grippers" (no jokes) to dock on, sooo... I think that you should have manifest announce it and ask if anyone wants to join you. I'll bet that a couple of people might even go for it, if they have the time and if it gets hot enough. It's Sat, so it will be very busy. Wear shorts onto the plane, and slip them off on the plane, before jumping. Use your parachute to cover on the walk back. As far as the temp goes, I live in 29 palms where it's over 100 almost every day... 80 is cold for me. remember... I lose about 15-20 lbs. in water weight each summer We could do a skivvies and skins jump... if you don't wanna jump nekkid, wear your undergarments... Feel free to dock if you jump with, just be careful where you dock... that's not an extra handle flappin, nor is it a gripper I'll definately have manifest throw out a memo... My rig has a BOC and a leg strap pullout location, so I could throw my shorts in there for the jump just in case the pilot gives a bad spot... (We don't need no police involved if we land off the dz... What would my gunny say if I got put in jail for that?) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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I got a waiver On the muscle part................ ya sure did! I heard the old folks home was out lookin' for ya... they said you need to stop wandering around unattended. ...it's ESCAPING! The voices are in your head, not in the old folks home... Go back... they need to change your depends Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

probably just doin the one jump... it's already packed (for good reason) and ready to go. I just gotta repack it once I'm back down. here's hopin I don't get a bad spot. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Subconscious desires, maybe? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I'll probably jump around noon... maybe a little later. (Gotta wait till it warms up) No plans on the jump except jumpin' nekkid. I don't know many people out at Elsinore. I figure I'll plan it once I'm out there. Maybe we can get a nekkid big way. Wanna hop on the load? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Thats your first mistake. Announcing your intentions prior. Videography and photography will be inevitable. reverse psychology, my friend... reverse psychology Make sure they use a TELEPHOTO LENS! I was gonna suggest they use the Hubble telescope... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I got a waiver On the muscle part................ ya sure did! I heard the old folks home was out lookin' for ya... they said you need to stop wandering around unattended. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Thats your first mistake. Announcing your intentions prior. Videography and photography will be inevitable. reverse psychology, my friend... reverse psychology Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Tomorrow at Elsinore, I do my 100th Jump... gonna get nekkid and feel the breeze blow through the trees... er... bushes I swear... I'll put clothes back on. (At least for a little while) Bring some pies and i'll get the beer! No flash photography please (or any photography for that matter... ) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

You both look like the doc didn't know whether to slap you on the ass or whether to smack your mother for reproducing Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I got a waiver Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I've been there (the first part of the article for you smart asses that would otherwise crack jokes) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

What's skin cancer? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Segmenting a story Twardo told me... If the fat chick is slammin you, "damn!!! I just gave you 2 inches I didn't even know I had!!!" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

My eyes are up... Screw it... I give up Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

For the woman, the opposite of the bucking bronco is to be on top and scream out "LET'S MAKE BABIES"!!! or "Shit! I forgot to take my birth control!" right before he cums. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

you can sit on my lap... just don't mind the lump Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Wow, you really are like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway! Shit, the condom broke! Hum "Hail to the Chief" Call her "mom" NEXT!!! EEWWW!!! You've already got AIDS, right? No? Oops... Ya, I'm goin' ta hell... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

you'll never guess why I'm smiling Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

my first 2 mushroom stamps! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

What do you call a woman with 1 black eye? A Quick learner Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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