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we didn't get any extra altitude... you shoulda shown the pilot you're boobies then maybe... And, ya, I pulled high... I pulled at 4.5K now... ON WITH THE BOOBIES!!!

Apparently, not even boobies can save this thread now. However, everyone please feel free to post more boobies, as a thread heavily saturated with boobies might have a chance. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

i don't believe you... you're trying to give me a computer virus, aren't you? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

water... chew carefully Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Wow... They scratched themselved off? I've heard of whacking off and getting off, but scratching off. It almost sounds like it would hurt... But, they did have a nekkid man to look at. Thread killer would this help??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Good job bro!!!

What was IN the pie?? Clicky... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I didn't even know people did that until lisa said something... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Yeah, but you forget one little detail. We use our eyes a lot more to compensate for the shit in our ears. I can see cops and ambulances in the rear view mirror before you guys hear them! Don't you wear glasses too? All the better to see them with. Well, I'd hope so... We wouldn't wanting you looking through lenses that give the fishbowl effect If you meant coke bottom glasses, far from it. My eyes are not THAT bad! no no... I mean the fishbowl effect... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Yeah, but you forget one little detail. We use our eyes a lot more to compensate for the shit in our ears. I can see cops and ambulances in the rear view mirror before you guys hear them! Don't you wear glasses too? All the better to see them with. Well, I'd hope so... We wouldn't wanting you looking through lenses that give the fishbowl effect Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Wow... They scratched themselved off? I've heard of whacking off and getting off, but scratching off. It almost sounds like it would hurt... But, they did have a nekkid man to look at. Thread killer Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

That would be BUTTY, chips make the best ones lots of salt and vinegar yum All y'all call a sandwich a 'butty'... and then say that WE can't speak correctly? Fixed it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

It's not much to look at. Oh, and Nick... I know I already told you personally, but here it is... Pubically announcing that I am saying "Congrats dude." HAHAHAHA!!!! you said pubic Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I ain't goin... I gotta football game to watch and a beer to drink... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I didn't post them... lisa did... she wouldn't post stuff like that Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Yeah, but you forget one little detail. We use our eyes a lot more to compensate for the shit in our ears. I can see cops and ambulances in the rear view mirror before you guys hear them! Don't you wear glasses too? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

not really man-porn... i have a piece of paper with the number 100 written on it covering my "winky winky" it's censored. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

but did you do it nekkid? also, i do believe any jump number ending in "00" necessitates beer Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

DOH! Hit F5 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

:1: Beer owed for first nekkid jump and #100... all in one. 1 case paid, glad I only bought one though... I drank half of what I bought. Everyone cut out early for some reason. Saturday night, I buy beer, people leave... hmmm, I don't suppose it has anything to do with the fact that a large group of them just saw my penis, does it? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Oh ya! The door story... So there I was... Balls deep in her as.... oops, wrong story Ya, so, of course, the only jumpers on the load that were female were literally right in front of me... you know... one of those "any closer and she'd be suckin' on it" kinda things. Anyway, Dropped trow, got a little hoot and holler from the crowd, opened the door, shrank another inch from the cold, and dove out. I made sure to gove everyone a backside view of the moon on exit. 2 seconds later, I flipped over and gave 'em a view of the front side. Then on landing, I was flying over 2 guys that had already landed (I pulled high so they ended up landing before me) And I yelled out, "Heads up!!!" They had a reaction similar to mine when i open a billyvance attachment. A guy in the group behind me was even kind enough to film my exit, so I got to see that once I got back down and put shorts back on. So, to recap... I dropped trow, got a woo woo, mooned the crowd (front and backside), mooned the crowd again (birds eye view... I mean brown eye view) watched myself get nekkid and do all of the above on video. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Yes, but at altitiude, I'm not any bigger I tell ya... I was like this [------------------------] and normally... I'm like this [----------------------------] Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I just pee'd a little would've been funnier with the demo though. Plus they didn't want me to jump nekkid, so it'd been my way of saying "Damn the man!" if I did it in Houston. Oh, well... next time.

It wasn't that bad... Lisa came up with the censoring idea. Glad I had it too... It was cold up there! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

That's why I looked the way I did in the first pic... I was sad cuz I didn't have my hat on. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.