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  1. I don't really have any smart ass comments to make... A couple of us were tag teaming his girlfriend though, and she said she doesn't have a problem with 'ALL Skydivers'...just the cry~baby ones with no skills. At least I think that what she said, hard to tell...her mouth was full. Twardo, by the way... I love the self portrait you've got as your avatar Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. Yes, he tends to use a mallet or sledgehammer, but anvils and wrecking balls are common as well. Tiny teeny little hammer and tapped repeatedly and often Reminds me of the bugs bunny cartoon with the airplane gremlin. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. Yes... See my sig line Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. Really. so you been Co-dependant long Shari I'm not the last bit embarassed by your grade school drama, go right ahead and Drama untill your hearts content Good on ya. I'm curious, is you high threshold for embarassment a survival mechanism? from what I understand, ever since he got caught up on that crane by that police officer, his embarrassment tolerance level went way up. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Yes, he tends to use a mallet or sledgehammer, but anvils and wrecking balls are common as well. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. Nonsense... just provide a lot of beer before videographer views said women... then it'll cost less because they'll look better. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. Gonna drive home and go to sleep now. And don't worry... I'll come back. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. OK... Well, I noticed the fucktard that tried to run my ass off STILL hasn't posted... Will the real slim fucktard, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up... Go ahead and out yourself buddy... If you don't, maybe I will. Well just freaking do it already! Your grade school drama is embarassing. No, grade school drama would be me calling 'Twardo a poopie head and really old and he goes and tells her hotness. Due to him being a tattle tale and me being not nice, her hotness puts us in a timeout because you can't hit kids on the wrist with a ruler anymore. It teaches them to hit. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. OK... Well, I noticed the fucktard that tried to run my ass off STILL hasn't posted... Will the real slim fucktard, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up... Go ahead and out yourself buddy... If you don't, maybe I will. *AHEM!!!* I'm at the podium right now. Please don't interrupt. Edit to add: I've been a fucktard for almost 23 years now and I've really made progress in the last 8 months. Since becoming a postwhore, my fucktard level has gone through the roof. I was called a fucktard by my grandmother the other day and it made me feel more proud than I've felt in a long time. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Get out of the damn washing machine! I've got laundry to do!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. can i just go with asshole? Denial? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. Hi, I'm Gonzo and I'm a fucktard. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. See attached. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. You don't have boobies, I do... but, but... um... I have a penis... ya, I guess I see your point. A man's penis is not anywhere near as beautiful as my boobies... Even if it does belong to you. True, but it's still fun to play with Is that a threat or a promise? Yes Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. You're never a loser with beer and sammiches! Especially if there's boobies in the immediate area! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Who cares? Be happy for boobie pics. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. I bought a sudoku game for my phone Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. While true, I don't that makes up for the unfortunate luck of inbreeding. Hey! Just what are you trying to say?!? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. I'm going to stab my eyes out!!!! Walt Just what we need... more dotcommers being shanked. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. CRAP!!! I thought that was last weekend! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!! MISSED IT!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. Sleeping's for dead people. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. what avatar? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. I like the way you think... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. This is my 3 hole punch. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my 3 hole punch is useless. Without my 3 hole punch, I am useless. I must hole punch my 3 hole punch true. I must hole punch better than the coworker who is trying to outhole punch me. I must hole punch before he hole punch. I will. My 3 hole punch and I know that what counts in the office is not the papers we turn in, not the memo cover sheets we attach, or the projects we complete. We know that it is the hole punches that count. We will hole punch. My hole punch is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn it's weakenesses, it's strengths, it's parts, it's accessories, it's catching tray, and it's levers. I will keep my 3 hole punch clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. Before God I swear this creed. My 3 hole punch and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our coworkers. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is mine and there is no unpunched paper. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. Beer pong? Just so long as I don't turn out anything like the poor sap in THIS THREAD! Strip poker... I'll beat your ass... Once it's nekkid. reply] Just so long as there's beer and sammiches. And I never lose at air hockey. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.