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    This has bad TV movie of the week written all over it. Yes, but I'll be on tv!!! Last time that happened, I was on the local news and stuttered more than Adam Sandler's character in the movie Waterboy Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    You mean you used to fuck Buffalo?? the man has a point... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    And I guess ...not looking forward to getting any older yourself! I can't die... only the good die young. You're preachin' to the choir there n00b! Hell, anyone coulda known that... For you to die young, it probably would've been death via T-rex Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    ya want in? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    And I guess ...not looking forward to getting any older yourself! I can't die... only the good die young. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    did anyone see where my speedo went? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Tattoo!

    gonzalesna replied to SarahC07's topic in The Bonfire

    OK... I need help here... I keep going over your body in my head, and I only count 5... Are you counting the tat on your right arm as two? That's where I could be missing one. And, the muppets tat on your back really didn't look that faded... Yes, the tat on my right arm is 2 different tats because I got them about 10 months or so apart from each other. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Tattoo!

    gonzalesna replied to SarahC07's topic in The Bonfire

    Whats the connection with the Toon character Nick? you have 2 muppets, (puppets) one Schultz, one Warner Bros, and a Breakfast Cereal cartoon characters? What's their connections for you? The cereal character (Tony the Tiger) has a halo and represents my friend Tony that died in a car accident back when I was in high school. The muppet on the left (Kermit the Frog) represents my grandfather on my mother's side. His real name is Kermit. The Peanuts character on the right (Charlie Brown) represents my grandfather on my mother's side. His real name is Charles. (AKA Charlie or Chuck) The Looney Tunes character on the bottom (Speedy Gonzalez) represents my dad. (Matching last names minus the second Z) The muppet in the middle (Gonzo) represents myself. I was given the nickname Gonzo back in high school and it's stuck ever since. Nowadays, I tend to introduce myself as such. The other characters encircle my character because those people surround me in my life.
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    Do you put it on everything you eat? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I have an idea. STOP THE PRESSES Don't worry... It was just an act of God!! Next time I come to Texas, I'll have you seeing god. I prefer having them screaming for him Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Jim was one of my AFF instructors. He's still the first place I go for any serious questions I have. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I'd like to meet Twardo... and will at skyfest! I'm looking forward to meeting someone old enough to tell about the last ice age. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Looks great! Awesome Job!!! I like grass myself, but maybe that's just because I'm naturally born to enjoy cutting grass... I mean, my last name IS Gonzales Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Tattoo!

    gonzalesna replied to SarahC07's topic in The Bonfire

    I need to get my muppet tat (attached) touched up, as the ink's faded a little over the years. It's my fav. by far of my 6. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Sooooo...

    gonzalesna replied to dzdiva's topic in The Bonfire

    Waaaaayyy too much... boots, socks, jeans, long sleeve shirt They don't like it when I come into work nekkid though. Plus I worry about "aerodynamic flutter" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    HAHAHAHA.... That visual is getting locked in the spank bank right now.... BWAHAHAHA!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    we need pictures first Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    fake tits

    gonzalesna replied to pop's topic in The Bonfire

    Thank you Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Whoa!! Wait a second!! How did I get pulled in to this conversation?!?! Although, the ride was pretty nice... Straddled on top of a hard, vibrating thingie... We went faster, then slower, then faster... Oh gawd!! I didn't want it to stop! harleys are fun, aren't they? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Do they have special cuss words in Fucking? I mean - like if they are bumping uglies, do they call it New Yorking or something? well, the smurfs always used the word smurf... like smurfy and stuff... maybe they use the word fuck just as regularly Who the fuck are you calling a smurf? Fuck you! Better yet, fuck me!! Ah fuck... Neverfuckingmind... no one... ok... ok... when?... alrighty then... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    new tire is on, didn't even hafta give the guy a "tip" and it's not a hummer tire, although, speaking of hummers, I could go for one right about now Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Im sure if you ask him nice hell let you Don't forget to pull his hair... he likes that This is a vibes thread not a jack me in the ass thread. Jeez you fucking sickos! well, trojan makes those vibrating cock rings that work pretty good... we could always throw one of those on if you insist on vibes. When you say, "We", you actually only mean "I" don't you? actually, I was thinking more of a dotcommer gangbang. I mean, we wanna give slappie as many vibes as possible, right? I'll let him use his own dildo for that. does it vibrate? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    speaking of sportys, I'm off to go put a new rear tire on mine Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Im sure if you ask him nice hell let you Don't forget to pull his hair... he likes that This is a vibes thread not a jack me in the ass thread. Jeez you fucking sickos! well, trojan makes those vibrating cock rings that work pretty good... we could always throw one of those on if you insist on vibes. When you say, "We", you actually only mean "I" don't you? actually, I was thinking more of a dotcommer gangbang. I mean, we wanna give slappie as many vibes as possible, right? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    ok, you win Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.