gonzalesna

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  1. How about "All daddy wanted was a blow job" and "I tore mommy a new one," which has a picture of stitches underneath it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. I got my nephew a shirt that says daddy drinks because I cry... does that make me an asshole, a dick, mean, all of the above or is it just damn funny? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. have you thought about putting in a metal pole on either side so that one wouldn't be able to strike the mailbox without slowing down a lot or getting out of the vehicle? Put them about 6 inches or so from the sides of the mailbox and flush with the front edge so that it can't be done from a moving vehicle. Be sure and put reflectors on it so that there will be no way of being accused for intentionally injuring someone. That way, you're taking measures to protect the mailbox and to make sure people can see the poles at night with the reflective tape or some other form of reflective material. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. That's it, I'm blocking you now. Hey you... ya you... come'ere. Wanna buy some second rate Lindsay Lohan pictures? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. ...ended up with a foot pic in the spank bank? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. How would you know of such things? Oh, that's right your a Marine Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. if you want beer, I'd go with milwaukee... if you want to avoid wisconsinites, I'd go with indy... either way, you're makin' a mistake to go to oshkosh to visit twardo... I mean, why would you waste your trip on him? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. I voted gluttony... I meant to click lust, but my hand slipped because of all the grease from those french fries Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. You had to take a closer look and then think about it some????? maybe he was having a hard time focusing with the kids making so much noise Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. I can vouch for that. When you were sitting on my lap, I got very, very hot.
  12. When I was in high school, the doc I had giving the required physical my freshman and junior year was a very gifted and gorgeous younger lady. I had to maintain images of a naked rosie o'donnell eating KFC while sitting on the crapper to avoid poking her eye out Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Emerald Coast Skydiving in Alabama just east of the Florida panhandle in May of 2004. Did 2 tandems. A year later, I kicked off AFF. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. m-w.com says it's "dike" if you're talking about a wall that holds back water, and "dyke" if you mean a somewhat derogatory term for a lesbian, if you're in the US, and "dyke" in the UK can mean either. dictionary.com doesn't specify geographical locations for proper spelling, however it does use "dike" as the primary spelling of the word. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Ya, I remember the story of the little boy who stuck his finger in a dyke... Turned out to be a hero, but it wasn't as much fun as his friends had told him it would be Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Wouldn't gravity prevent that? I could see might be possible for it to become hot enough for all the water to become gas, but I don't think it'd go floating off in space. gravity's overrated Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Ah... I just found it at m-w.com. apparently the "y" spelling is British, so I'm not sure what it's doing on the US version of CNN. Probably some smart-assed liberal taking full advantage of the literary opportunity to use words that would otherwise be considered "bad form." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. yes, it's a valid alternate spelling Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. somehow, I'm going to incorporate that into my halloween costume this year Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. OOOOO... Disco ball!!! how bout this one?(see attached) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. Um, what if work's the only place you post? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. Done.... now I'm back! You're stuck with me, buddy. Great... So we're stuck listening to you? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. 22 Alrighty then... On with the post whoring!!!
  24. Mr. Nipples?!? I like it! Kiss the hiney? May I??? Ball posting goes in the rubber band balls thread. I already did all the posting I'm gonna regarding Peris Hilton... Located Here Pee on my thread all you want... Just don't pee in my cornflakes. George! Piss her off!!! You'll love it! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. You know, you're right... from now on, I quit smokin'... Back to dippin' I go! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.