gonzalesna

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  1. I tried to tell about those 'fuckin' cops! What were you doin' in that gay bar again? Shopin' for MARINES big fella! Then why you hangin' out where the sailors go? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. This ain't Nascar! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. Yes, but do they take packing breaks? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. I tried to tell about those 'fuckin' cops! What were you doin' in that gay bar again? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Simmer down now... Wait till after chicks rock. I figure if they're gonna do a headdown nekkid jump, we might as well organize a big way belly nekkid jump. Not adventurous enough to go head down nekkid, eh? If I could fly head down intentionally i would... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. nuthin' worse that being smote by a jarhead. Please... call me god. Uh.....100 jumps ? No not quite yet. Not sky god... just god. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. gonzalesna

    Girls

    Flirting? I never flirt. I was merely sparing others from the destruction a heavy sledgehammer can cause and avoiding eye damage on a catostrophic scale. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. nuthin' worse that being smote by a jarhead. Please... call me god. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. gonzalesna

    Girls

    You can't use a force field! I've got a force field breaker downer thingy. nuh uh!! Lemme see it.. I can't or else I'll have to drop the sign. Yeah and if he drops the sign, we all go blind..... Wouldn't want you guys to lose an eye. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Don't make me smite the both of you. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. gonzalesna

    Girls

    Thats the smartest thing Ive ever heard out of a man! And to the OP, girls & women break hearts b/c as in my case we have been conditioned to do so, by earlier men, who cheated and lied and crapped on us, so now we just figure we'll beat ya to the punch! Note to self: Get a bigger sledgehammer. Alright you..... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. gonzalesna

    Girls

    You can't use a force field! I've got a force field breaker downer thingy. nuh uh!! Lemme see it.. I can't or else I'll have to drop the sign. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. .....thank god. You leave him outta this. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. gonzalesna

    Girls

    Thats the smartest thing Ive ever heard out of a man! And to the OP, girls & women break hearts b/c as in my case we have been conditioned to do so, by earlier men, who cheated and lied and crapped on us, so now we just figure we'll beat ya to the punch! Note to self: Get a bigger sledgehammer. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. gonzalesna

    Girls

    You can't use a force field! I've got a force field breaker downer thingy. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. gonzalesna

    Girls

    You forgot that whole sledgehammer thing. Well.. crap. Men with sledgehammers are hot. NOW what do I do? Suck it up cupcake. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. I like it better when they're out of uniform Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. Happy Birthday! Do I get cake now? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. gonzalesna

    Girls

    You forgot that whole sledgehammer thing. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. He who fart in church sit in own pew. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. gonzalesna

    Girls

    Yes, They sure do! No we don't. We break out the sledgehammer and beat 'em to a bloody pulp. Some throw it in a blender for added effect. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. gonzalesna

    Girls

    I have this growth on my willy, what should I do, also why no cuddles anymore, why am I mad ? You should see, I got the Guiness boys here with a tape measure A tape measure or a micrometer? I kid, I kid Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. gonzalesna

    Girls

    Who? The next ex-wife? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. Can't you read the sign What sign? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. Simmer down now... Wait till after chicks rock. I figure if they're gonna do a headdown nekkid jump, we might as well organize a big way belly nekkid jump. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.