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Funny Stories You Hear At Someone's Memorial Service
gonzalesna replied to skydivermom's topic in The Bonfire
Did anyone nearly knock over the casket? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
And to think I almost felt sorry for you. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Why not do a raft dive while you're at it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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nope... just actually had to work last night... was at the shop till 6PM. Now, about that mud/baby oil/ramen noodle wrestling... Wrestling is hard to do...alone.... Prove it You should know this as well as anyone. Maybe, but I'd still like to watch her try. It's not all that impressive. What's not all that impressive? Her wrestling herself. Who? Scroll up. Who's Scroll up? That's the chick that is sitting right next to "Learn how to READ" Oh, ok. Please send pics of said female. +1 See attached. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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nope... just actually had to work last night... was at the shop till 6PM. Now, about that mud/baby oil/ramen noodle wrestling... Wrestling is hard to do...alone.... Prove it You should know this as well as anyone. Maybe, but I'd still like to watch her try. It's not all that impressive. What's not all that impressive? Her wrestling herself. Who? Scroll up. Who's Scroll up? That's the chick that is sitting right next to "Learn how to READ" Oh, ok. Please send pics of said female. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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nope... just actually had to work last night... was at the shop till 6PM. Now, about that mud/baby oil/ramen noodle wrestling... Wrestling is hard to do...alone.... Prove it You should know this as well as anyone. Maybe, but I'd still like to watch her try. It's not all that impressive. What's not all that impressive? Her wrestling herself. Who? Scroll up. Who's Scroll up? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Have you ever left your ATM card in the machine?
gonzalesna replied to skymama's topic in The Bonfire
Never done it, but once found a card left in the machine. It was on base and I knew it belonged to a marine in 1 of 2 barracks (because of the bank) so I tracked him down and gave him back his card. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Sticks and Stones May Break my Bones but Words...
gonzalesna replied to PLFXpert's topic in The Bonfire
...And every rapper in the country except Will Smith. (Does he count as a rapper???) I woulda said it, but he beat me to it. He's not directing it at anyone and not trying to apply it to anyone. Just explaining what the acronym means. Nothing wrong with that. Of all the shit that's said on dzdotcom, there are far worse things on here. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
I wanna watch Somethin's not right with you. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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nope... just actually had to work last night... was at the shop till 6PM. Now, about that mud/baby oil/ramen noodle wrestling... Wrestling is hard to do...alone.... Prove it You should know this as well as anyone. Maybe, but I'd still like to watch her try. It's not all that impressive. What's not all that impressive? Her wrestling herself. Who? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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On my Pepsi can? If that's the story you want to tell, who am I to disagree? I cant help I live a boring life. Pass me a beer please. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I've had that happen... it's not funny... No really... I walked into a bar once before a cross country meet in Jr. High... it really hurt... see attached... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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nope... just actually had to work last night... was at the shop till 6PM. Now, about that mud/baby oil/ramen noodle wrestling... Wrestling is hard to do...alone.... Prove it You should know this as well as anyone. Maybe, but I'd still like to watch her try. It's not all that impressive. What's not all that impressive? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!!!" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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How YOU doin? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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nope... just actually had to work last night... was at the shop till 6PM. Now, about that mud/baby oil/ramen noodle wrestling... Wrestling is hard to do...alone.... Prove it You should know this as well as anyone. Maybe, but I'd still like to watch her try. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Cats have furballs, bears have... well... look and see for yourself. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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DZ.com HEALTH & FITNESS Challengers...I Admit to Being a Slacker!!
gonzalesna replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Tell me 'bout it. i hate the first day after a workout from a long lay-off! That's why I'm stretching...and stretching...and stretching.... Ya, today sucks... there was about a square foot of my back I couldn't reach this morning when I took a shower. (Easy now... settle down. Get your mind outta the gutter.) I had to devise an ingenious plan to be able to reach it. Unfortunately, I was still drunk when I woke up and showered this morning, so every attempt was futile and in vain. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
DZ.com HEALTH & FITNESS Challengers...I Admit to Being a Slacker!!
gonzalesna replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Yeah, but if that pic of you on the other thread where we all posted ourselves (the one you called "whitey") is recent, you don't have much to worry about - you're tight. You even have those lines from your lower waist down toward your groin. I hardly have those, and I'm a trainer. But, I do take in a lot of calories and probably weigh about 50# more than you too, but still, keep it up...and get out into the sun some too, and even better yet, drink some carrot juice every day - that'll darken you up and naturally accentuate what I presume is possibly some ethnic heritage. Plus, the carrot juice is the best juice you can drink. that pic was probably the most recent one I've got. I was all pissed off looking in the shot because the lighting on my camera phone sucks and it took me 20 minutes to finally get the picture without me looking like I was glowing from being so white. I think I was blinding the camera. I'm Spanish (you know... like from Spain) but my friends call me the whitest mexican they've ever met. In boot camp, I was actually asked if I was adopted. Anyways, carrot juice... gotcha. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
100th participant in the nekkid cross country meet... I won first place. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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nope... just actually had to work last night... was at the shop till 6PM. Now, about that mud/baby oil/ramen noodle wrestling... Wrestling is hard to do...alone.... Prove it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I did... and trust me... the nuts ain't numb seriously, you'd rather go solo than have two girls or even one for that matter???? Depends... are we talking Rosie O'Donnell or sky babe? If we're talking about the latter, sign me up. (Even though it does save me from having to spoon later) Edited to change stuff. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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This is the song that doesn't end... yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singin' it, not knowin' what it was and they'll continue singin' it forever just because it is the song that doesn't end... yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singin' it, not knowin' what it was and they'll continue singin' it forever just because it is the song that doesn't end... yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singin' it, not knowin' what it was and they'll continue singin' it forever just because it is the song that doesn't end... yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singin' it, not knowin' what it was and they'll continue singin' it forever just because it is the song that doesn't end... yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singin' it, not knowin' what it was and they'll continue singin' it forever just because it is the song that doesn't end... yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singin' it, not knowin' what it was and they'll continue singin' it forever just because it... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I did... and trust me... the nuts ain't numb Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.