gonzalesna

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  1. I'd have to agree with ya there... especially when making a nekkid jump I had a friend tell that no matter how hot it is, your tally-whacker tends to shrivel to next to non-existense on the ride up.... Wouldn't know about it with hot weather. It was probably 65 degrees at altitude and I live in 29 palms where it's 100+ degrees 4-6 months out of the year. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. don't forget the prostate rub Have you guys seriously been paying that much attention to my posts? I'm sorry... I was thinking about boobies... what did you say? Oh, uh... Ya, I've been paying attention. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. I'd have to agree with ya there... especially when making a nekkid jump Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. don't forget the prostate rub Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. When I go to the women's forum, it's like reading a playboy... It's all about the quality of the writings. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. Well, if you don't screw up....there won't be anything to "throw in your face" now will there? I knew there was a good reason I didn't own a tv or a stereo. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. You'd better find you a time machine buddy. Is that to skip the arguments? Well, you'll be skipping the sex too! What sex? Married men don't get sex. Unless you count Rose Lee Palmer. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. What? You want a cigarette? No you can't have a fuckin' cigarette! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. maybe - Don't forget the video. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. This was my 100th prostate rub. The last guy that gave me a prostate rub went too far. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. I wanna be like that naked guy Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. I just got my annual prostate checkup. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. No pity hug, but I'll let ya buy me a beer. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Are you referencing all uniforms, including tailored uniforms or just cammies? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. If it makes you feel any better, I've averaged 4 hours of sleep over the past 2 weeks. I'm hopin' I haven't become an insomniac. I can never seem to get to sleep until at least 2am. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Thanks lisa... I see you've got a new cow avatar. Isn't she cute? Isn't that one of your towels or pot holders or something? I swear I've seen that cow before. Wait, is it the one I saw at SkyFest? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. This post is known to cause cancer in the state of California. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. Thanks lisa... I see you've got a new cow avatar. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. Do you honestly think that's even possible? well maybe a mod. will, look at his typing? Thats like a third grade drunk!!! Hey, I was goin' through some rough times back then. I sobered up by the time I got to middle school. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Dat's ok. Did i forget to tell everyone i will finally have insurance as of december 4th? Yay me!! But what about between now??? It's imperative you find a good dental plan to cover you until then. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. How'd it get IN there? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. i like the fries, nuggets (aka ground spare parts), and the wrap thingies. that's about it. Fries is all that tastes good out of them. I don't eat there much anymore, maybe once every 3 or 4 months, and usually only if I'm traveling on a long trip. You'd eat there more often if you could hear that jingle they always play during the commercials. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. Fixed it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. What about a bored firefighter that skydives? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. i like the fries, nuggets (aka ground spare parts), and the wrap thingies. that's about it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.