gonzalesna

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  1. They didn't win. The player that scored the winning run never touched the plate. Bad call by the ump. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. Who said the F word? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. Very few things in life are "necessary," but it sure as hell is funny and worth telling! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. Or you can be cheap like me and just step on the end of your towel when you get out. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. That was her first time drinking Jack... LISA! YOU OWE BEER!!! The first bottle. That got drank at SD San Diego. I jump at Perris. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. I don't discriminate... Neither do I... I hate everyone. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. If only I'd gotten to you sooner... we could've prevented your poor decision making. So you're saying if you had gotten to me sooner, you could have prevented me in becoming a Kings fan? AAAAAAAnyway, your statement begs the question, how much Jack did you two consume to instigate a change of heart? Weeeeeeell, the bottle is empty. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. If only I'd gotten to you sooner... we could've prevented your poor decision making. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. You're my hero. Marry me? I would, but you like a crappy team. Edited cuz eye cant tipe Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. If I want wild turkey, I'll go huntin' Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. I got her hooked on Jack Daniels over the weekend. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. [singing]"one is the lonliest number..."[/singing] Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Funny... I kinda pictured angels looking a little different. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Hard for me to pick 1 out of the group, but "Airplane" sticks out in my mind. Hot shots and police academy are up there too. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. You should look into that pogo stick Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. are you talking about this pogo stick? I WANT ONE..... OMG! I'm sure sound affects come with that one I didn't see that on the websi... ohhhhh. nm. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. I have a bellybutton... Do you like cheese? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. are you talking about this pogo stick? I WANT ONE..... Here ya go... 1 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. What? You want a cigarette? No you can't have a fuckin' cigarette! $100 to the person willing to have sex with me.... Would you settle for $1.25? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. are you talking about this pogo stick? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. At skyfest, lisa showed off a picture of the back end of a steer. Umm are you calling me a steer? No. Why? Do you want me to? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. They are great.., both have healthy full sets of teeth... Dentist said it was a county record... two boys, both over the age of 5 with a mouth full of teeth.... Who's dentures did they steal? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. It was a 100X zoom lens... I didn't think anyone noticed But, I'm only 2 1/2 ft tall, so I'm still proportioned properly Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. At skyfest, lisa showed off a picture of the back end of a steer. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.