Andy_Copland

Everyone around me smokes and i hate it. I've never smoked but probably 2nd hand smoke enough to kill a small horse 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Saw this in Skydive the mag and its a really cool site www.realxstream.com/concept 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Do you really think i'd be silly enough to play poker with my money? Cant wait until the girlfriend gets paid! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

If Jessica Simpson was the next bond girl i wouldnt watcha bond film again 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Thats not fair, she only whooped me in a bar fight once, and that was with a punch to the throat! And as for drinking, im full blooded Scot, she hasnt ever stood a chance 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Seeing as im not into using hard drugs to catch my girl (unlike someone else on here) I pretended i liked her older sister, mix jelousy into that and you get a winning result. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I needed to be up for work and my alarm clock didnt have a fuse, being technically skilled i decided some tin foil would do the trick. Then after my tin foil trick i decided not to put the lid of the plug back on and proceeded to plug it into an extension lead. Early morning alarm goes off, i jump out of bed and bare foot straight on to live open plug. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I dont even know how she ended up dark haired, dark skinned and dark eyed.. Shes half English & half Irish 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Shes hot. Pretty proud of mine, im no prize winning pig edit: forgot picture 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Some people have all the luck, im just so damn jelous. Very nice

I need a job. So, so bad 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Yes i agree. But he does know what size canopy he's on and im sure if he hit another DZ the rigger would give him something sensible based on what he already knows, as for people getting their A's then hitting a new DZ? Thats got to be rare. AFF for me was about knowing what to do if something shit happens or practicing canopy skills like increasing the range etc. The stress levels are high enough without simple math being thrown in. Now that AFF's done hes going to want his own gear and be encouraged to aswell by the staff. Now the rigger is going to have the job of explaining a whole, whole lot more including wingloading. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I'll tell ya when she finds out 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Warning: Large amounts of alcohol may make you get down and funky with your girlfriends slightly more attractive cousin 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

A not so well known British band who should of been huge Hell Is For Heroes - I can climb mountains Give me some kind of hope Give me one honest lie to promote And try to think better days when you choke When blood for profit gain wins your vote And you can fake smiles to make you feel When its time to break the deal Cos it's easy now, i'm easy now And buy a new disease When it pays to sell the cure It's easy now, im easy now Cos i can climb mountains I can spit further than you can hurl And i can swallow failure just to learn And i can build bridges from, what you burn And you can fake smiles to make you feel When its time to close the deal And it's easy now, i'm easy now And buy a new disease When it pays to sell the cure It's easy now, i'm easy now Cos i can run, i can hide I can take a world of pain in a stride And i don't need fairy tales to pretend And i don't need heroes to depend on I can heal, i can regenerate I can give birth and i can meditate And i can hate, i can love, i can fuck I can see the view below from the top With arms around it I'll take the summit With arms around it I'm home 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Why is it when you post i feel a moderator is drinking double espresso waiting for shit to blow up? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Dont test it with your helmet on dude, you'll lose 50% of your hearing, my pro track blows myearhole off in freefall 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Oh and you attached your t-shirt 4 times on here, if thats not advertising i dont know what is. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

You bug the shit outta me lol 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I just saw a post by someone about China and the USA, is this a kind of i love my country so much i'll start a post about how much i love my country? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

You gonna keep promoting your t-shirt by adding the attachment at the bottom of every post you do now? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

You thrive on controversy. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I dont agree, and its not because i jump at the same DZ. After your A your required to carry a hook knife, but not during your AFF, answer? Because its too much to take it. Wingloading is not important in my opinion until you have your A and are getting your own rig, then you can have a nice long talk with the rigger. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

99% of police officers i know are fine people, being no saint myself i have seen the inside of a few police stations and i can honestly say i met some real wankers that i wouldnt trust with a water pistol. Infact after i had a very serious Op i was recovering (was supposed to be doing community service) and had the police bust down my door and a young guy threw my mother out the way when she was asking what i had done and i was thrown in the car, only to arive at court and have him look back at me laugh and cheer. Not surprisingly i covered his face in spit and cheered myself. Do i think that all police officers should be armed? No. But i think the rules for police carrying guns in this country needs relaxed, maybe there should have been a more experienced police officer with these women with a gun. But that just complicates things because im thinking of a whole new system here. My sincere sympothy goes out to these officers and any other that has been harmed on duty 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

This is making me think the beer is actually paying off. Im 5'6 and 10 stone (140 lbs(ish)to you americans) and not fat in the slightest, in very good shape and i fall at 119 average. Dont think im gona have many probs jumping with others. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.