Ashtanga

Row numbers are on the ticket whenever you buy it.

I'll throw a boomerang at you if you run away from me. I'm not Australian but I can use a boomerang. Either that or I'll knock you over with my Zagi.

Took me 30 seconds. http://sandiego.padres.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/sd/ticketing/seating_pricing.jsp

Don't make me bend you over and give you a spanking.

Sebazz1 here on DZ.com jumped from a Space Ship once. he posted about it on here. Here is a copy of the interview... "My favorite jump was my space shuttle jump. We where right at the edge of the earth's atmosphere when the pilot cut and we opened the cargo bay door. Man what a sureal feeling, the visual was crazy! There where clouds over much of the northern hemisphere but I could see a hole over north central California. I checked my spot and floated out the cargo bay door. I went out front float and another astronaught wen't off the space arm. I didn't wear gloves because I knew I would be plenty warm on re-entry and I was right. Phew it was hot hot hot. So me and the other astronaught turned point after point, transitioning from freefly to belly to freefly. We must have had over 300 points before we broke off at 80,000 feet. I tracked all the way from Panama until I was right over Paso Robles CA. I pulled at about 10,000 feet and glided for another 10 minutes into Star Frams. Man that is one memory I will never forget. I wish I had video..."

Wait a minute. You aren't blind. You can read a book so it doesn't have to be on video. I'm dumb sometimes.

Interesting....

Ok. But it might be a few days.

I hereby present you with a Yogi Button.

Am I the only one who got aroused reading that?

Is it pubic hair? If it is maybe she is making Pubic's Cubes. Never had that happen.

We have a canidate for a Detective here.

Tastes just like giraffe.

A real man is a man that doesn't pee in the shower.

It's all in how you are raised. I was raised with two older sisters so I was beaten up by them if I peed all over the place and didn't put the lid back down. Some folk just didn't have no raisin'.

Riding on the range I`ve got my hat on I`ve got my boots dusty I`ve got my saddle On my horse He`s called Trigger Of course

Remi made a funny! Remi made a funny!

[Ashtanga looks for Cowboy Hat, Boots, Button Down Shirt, Wranglers, Chaps and Spurs on the internet and orders it all.] What are you doing tonight, Casie?

Invite RastaRicanAir over to play guitar for you. Or don't you have time?

Hi beautiful!

You should make a song out of that saying and sell it to a record label for millions and then retire. Then you will have time and money.

Nope. I think your hot though.

Ummmm...I think you could delete some of your sig line and it would look better.

Your welcome.

Benji, why on earth do you have that picture?