Ashtanga
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Wazzup Numero Uno. You are correct. It is Paul's girlfriend.
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Not bad. Kim's hotter.
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Here is one of my favorite biker chicks.
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I'm afraid to do a naked jump because the wind could blow my penis between my leys and then when I go to pull I could accidentally pull my penis instead of the pilot chute.
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We called ourselves the "Sons of Liberty". We dressed as Mohawk Indians.
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You have obviously never taken the World of Coca Cola tour in Atlanta. At the end of it you can taste different flavors of coke from around the world. It tastes horrible in some countries.
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He who goes to sleep with itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers.
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I use to have Tea Parties when I lived in Boston. I would send out invitations, "Come to the Boston Tea Party!"
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lol
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I drink Chai Tea instead of coffee.
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The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, or not to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
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Tooties are toes.
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It's in between Orlando and Tampa. Closer to Tampa. www.skydivecity.com
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You might have to PAY someone to go see the Hawks.
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I'm just kidding, SwedishCelt. When you get home an open it you would kill me if I didn't say that.
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You're in the picture though Swedishcelt.
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Fellas, if you buy diamonds for the ladies for Christmas they will be happy. Just look at this new ad for DeBeers.
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You should of made the disclaimer.
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So what you are saying is this lady smells like coconuts? http://www.greasyjoe.co.uk/images/Funny%20images/Funny%20pictures/coconuts.jpg
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So, you found a man and your throat hurts? We know what you've been doing.
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potatoes vs. potatoes
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I have a new avatar for you Hippie.
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Was up Lumpsters?
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Yes. Giraffe tastes like chicken. Um Um Good!
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They seemed to prefer pasta. They had the munchies because there mouthes were dry. They had cotton mouth. The beer didn't seem to help. I don't think they missed their lunch.