Ashtanga

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  1. Yub nub eee chop yub nub ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene g'noop dock fling oh ah Yah wah eee chop yah wah ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene g'noop dock fling oh ah Coatee chah tu yub nub coatee chah tu yahwah coatee chah tu glowah allay loo ta nuv Glowah eee chop glowah ya glowah pee chu nee foam ah toot dee awe goon daa Coatee cha tu goo (Yub nub!) coatee cha tu doo (Yahwah!) coatee cha tu too (Ya chaa!) allay loo ta nuv allay loo ta nuv allay loo ta nuv Glowah eee chop glowah ya glowah pee chu nee foam ah toot dee awe goon daa Allay loo ta nuv
  2. With a capital 'T' that rhymes with 'P' that stands for 'pool'?
  3. If Skymama comes on your website and posts you should ban her for 15 days just for the hell of it.
  4. I live in Cuba and I won't risk taking a boat over to the states so I fly a powered parachute instead. Easier and safer. Here are some websites... http://www.powerchutes.com/ http://www.easyflight.com/
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    She's the woman of my dreams.
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    Adios everyone till Monday! Must get ready for U2!
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    This is how you remind me of what I really am.
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    Hey Jumpchikk, I like your pants around your feet.
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    I'm a boy. I just have a hot chicks stomach for my avatar.
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    And where have you been young lady?
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    I'll stop the concert and ask them. Hey Bono, what is this on Joey's head?
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    Can someone please tell me what the hell that is on Joey's head?
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    Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red? (photo1) And what the hell is on Joey’s head? (photo 2) And This is where I grew up (photo 3) I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we ever went without The second floor is hard for sneakin’ out And This is where I went to school (photo 4) Most of the time had better things to do Criminal record says I broke in twice I must’ve done it half a dozen times
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    Gift Ideas

    Perfect gift found for you.
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    Gift Ideas

    A clapper for his office computer? A bonzai tree for his office with a little plastic china man in it? Electric nose hair trimmer? Two rabbits?
  16. What about cocoa puffs? Shimmy shimmy Cocoa Puff Listen to me now Light it up and take a puff pass it to me now Well you can find me in St. Louis rollin on dubbs Smokin them dubbs in clubs rollin em like cocoa puffs
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    Comfort Food

    This reminds me of soul food. Mary Mac's Tea Room in Atlanta is a great comfort/soul food place.
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    Funny names

    In High School there was a kid on our baseball team named Don Kaiser. When we were out of town this announcer announced his name DonKeysEar. From then on he was officially Donkeys Ear.
  19. Has anyone ever told you that you have really nice abs?