Ashtanga

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  1. These pictures show a lot... 1. She can open her mouth really wide. 2. She likes to spread her legs.
  2. I meant dumb is the nicest possible way. She pronounced salmon sal-mon. Two Jessica Simpson's = A Good Night! I want to do more than hug her.
  3. I vote for the dumb blond. Simon wants to skrog her big time. I do too.
  4. I lost interest in the movie when the dudes from 90210 came into the picture. Willing to see it again for boobies though.
  5. I saw that movie and missed said boobie action. Need to rent it again. That wasn't Susan Sarandon. That was Renee Russo. Susan Sarandon can keep her boobies to herself.
  6. I had her as my avatar about 6 months ago.
  7. Don;t forget Halle Berry in Monsters Ball.
  8. Angelina Jolie in Original Sin. Angelina Jolie in Pushing Tin.
  9. This is the Boobies in Movies thread. Please discuss your new found celebrity boobies movies. Reese Witherspoon in Twilight. Angelia Jolie in Gia. Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespear in Love.
  10. Chris Farley: You remember when you were with the Beatles? Paul McCartney: Yes. Chris Farley: That was awesome. ------------------------------------------------------------ Chris Farley: Remember when you were with the Beatles and you were supposed to be dead, and there were all these clues, like you play some song backwards and it'd say, like "Paul is Dead" and everybody thought you were dead and, um, that was a hoax right? Paul McCartney: Yeah, I wasn't really dead. ------------------------------------------------------------ Chris Farley: I think we got time for one more question. Remember when you were in the Beatles and you did that album Abbey Road and at the very end of the song, it went: 'And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make'. You remember that? Paul McCartney: Yes. Chris Farley: Um, is that true?
  11. Banned in the place where you live Now face north Think about direction Wonder why you haven’t Now banned in the place where you work Now face west Think about the place where you live Wonder why you haven’t before If you are confused, check with the sun Carry a compass to help you along Your feet are going to be on the ground Your head is there to move you around, so (repeat chorus) Your feet are going to be on the ground Your head is there to move you around If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling Listen to reason Season is calling (repeat chorus) If wishes were trees, the trees would be falling Listen to reason Reason is calling Your feet are going to be on the ground Your head is there to move you around So banned (banned) Now face north Think about direction Wonder why you haven’t Now banned (banned) Now face west Think about the place where you live Wonder why you haven’t (repeat chorus) Banned in the place where you are (now face north) Banned in the place where you are (now face west) Your feet are going to be on the ground (stand in the place where you are) Your head is there to move you around, so banned.
  12. Thank God For My Frenchy Doll When the work's all done and the sun is settin' low I pull out my doll and I rosin up the bow But the kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low Thank God For My Frenchy Doll I'd play "Where's Frenchy" all day if I could But the Lord and my family wouldn't take it very good So I play when I can and I work when I should Thank God For My Frenchy Doll Chorus Well I wouldn't trade my doll for diamonds or jewels I never was one of them money hungry fools I'd rather have my doll and my riggin' tools Thank God For My Frenchy Doll
  13. It's a stuffed doll that looks like Frenchy. Even has the soul patch and goggles. I throw him off buildings and such and he lands under a parachute. My nephew wanted my Frenchy doll but I said nope. I am not gonna give it up / baby give it up / na na na na na na na na. It's mine.
  14. Yeah, like Wingy said. Everyone has a crush on Frenchy. I play with my Frenchy doll all the time.
  15. You're too sexy for your love too sexy for your love Love's going to leave you You're too sexy for your shirt too sexy for you're shirt So sexy it hurts And you're too sexy for Shanghai too sexy for Shanghai New York and Dubai And you're too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way you're disco dancing You're a model you know what I mean And you do you're little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah You do your little turn on the catwalk You're too sexy for your car too sexy for your car Too sexy by far And you're too sexy for your hat Too sexy for you're hat what do you think about that You're a model you know what I mean And you do your little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah You shake your little touche on the catwalk You're too sexy for your too sexy for your too sexy for your 'Cos you're a model you know what I mean And you do your little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah You shake your little touche on the catwalk You're too sexy for your cat too sexy for your cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat You're too sexy for your love too sexy for your love Love's going to leave you And you're too sexy for this song
  16. Sean was out at Eloy for awhile as a video dude, Liz. I am sure you probably met him. One hell of a flier.
  17. I was banned from bonfire once and the thread was moved to speakers corner so I thought that my ban should have been moved too. Didn't work that way.
  18. Sex...Drugs...and Rock-n-Roll!
  19. No. Telling him that he is old and short might be though.