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My names AssMonkey and I drive real fast I drive real fast But I'm Gonna Last

Trust me on this. The bullfrogs are freakin' huge too.

Mini Skirt with NO Panties so I have easy access.

It gonna be hot hot hot. Take some mosquito repellent because they are bad this time of year.

Hey Stacy, why don't you come lay down in this soft savannah, that's it.

MODERATORS! Ban this person for 14 days.

Me thinks it's hard to tell. She probably shaves. I want to her. I want to her all night long!

It increases your fall rate. Kind of like having half a nerf football in your jumpsuit.

If I was a moderator I would ban you for 14 days.

I have found that most blond females are brunettes. But if they shave it's hard to tell.

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Tricks are for kids.

Is a hottie. Double D's.

Damn French Canadians.

Lisa, Couple of weeks and we get Clay fucked up.

Have hot chicks with hard nipples in tight shirts hangin' on.

How was your trip. What did you do?

SEATTLE, Washington (AP) -- A woman was arrested Wednesday for attempting to open an airplane exit door while the plane was still in the air, police said. The 52-year-old woman from Dania Beach, Florida, left her seat and tried to open the door as the United Airlines flight was descending into Seattle to land, police said. The plane was at an altitude of about 4,000 feet at the time. She failed but "did manage to turn the handle far enough that a warning light went on in the cockpit," Seattle-Tacoma International Airport spokesman Bob Parker told KING-TV. A flight attendant persuaded the woman to sit back down, but nobody physically restrained her. Parker said the other passengers stayed belted in their seats in case she did manage to open the door. The woman was arrested for investigation of malicious mischief when the plane landed. Police were investigating whether alcohol and prescription medication were involved. A United spokesman did not immediately return a call for comment late Wednesday. Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

Bytch...Remember this? In honor of you I post this. Chorus We are the Post Whores, Shufflin Crew Postin' on down, doin' it for you. We're so bad we know we're good. Blowin' your mind like we knew we would. You know we're just postin' for fun Postin' our stuff for everyone. We're not here to start not trouble. We're just here to do the Post Whore Shuffle. Sebazz1 Well, they call me Sebazz, And I like to post. I'm postin you all about about a Giraffe Roast. We've had the goal since 100K To give Sangiro Pay Pal Play. And we're not doin' this Because we're greedy. We are doin' it because were not busy. We didn't come here to look for trouble, We just came here to do The Post Whore Shuffle. Lummy This is Lummy, and I'm world class. I like postin', I like a nice ass. I post all day and post all night, I got to get ready for the weekend flight. Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl, I dance a little funky, so watch me girl. There's not one here that does it like me, My Lummy Dance will set you free. Sangiro I'm Sangiro I stop'em cold. Part of the defense, big and bold, I've been postin' for quite a while, Doin' what's right and settin' the style, Give me a chance, I'll fork you good, Nobody messin' in my neighborhood. I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, I just came to do Post Whore Shuffle (Repeat Chorus) Deuce I'm the punky vidiot, known as JP. When I hit the thread, I'll set it free. I can be serious, or I can laugh alot I can't dance, but I can fly my slot. I motivate the cats, I like to tease. I post so cool, I aim to please. That's why you all got here on the double To catch me doin' the Post Whore Shuffle. Viking I'm mama's boy Viking, one of a kind. The ladies don't love me but I don't mind. I'm going to Eloy To try to score. but don't be jealous Of my style and class, I never end up spankin that ass, I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, I just get down to do the Post Whore Shuffle. Jams They say Jams is our man. If Jams can't do it, nobody can. Cornholio This is Cornholio, and it's no wonder I fall like lightnin', and pass ya like thunder. So bring on Bill, bring on Quade, This is for Scoby and Viking to get laid. I'm not here to feather Doves ruffle, I just came here to do The Post Whore Shuffle. BB I'm BB, and I play it cool. They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool. I fly on the head and get on down. Everybody knows I don't mess around. I can break'em, shake'em, Any time of day. I like to win and make 'em pay, So please don't cry to beat my hustle 'Cause I'm just here to do The Post Whore Shuffle. (Repeat Chorus) Sangiro The Sangiro's comin', I'm gonna make a dent. if the attacks are low, Your gonna get bent. I stop the advertisers, I don't like grass, I like to dump guys on their ass. You love to fly above the land, But you better start makin' Your RecDot plans. But don't get ready or go to any trouble Unless you practice The Post Whore Shuffle. Nathan It's Nathan here, and I'm Mr.Clean. They call me "Chromey," Don't know what they mean. They launch it out and watch me fly, Sooner or later I'll catch that guy. Come on everybody let's scream and yell, We're goin' to do the Shuffle, Then ring your bell. Aggie dave You're lookin' at the Fridge, I'm the rookie. I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie. You've seen me sit, you've seen me stand, When I jump out I have a plan. I can dance, you will see The others, they all learn from me. I don't come here lookin' for trouble, I just came here to do The Post Whore Shuffle.

Heya Bytch. You joined the Post Whore Shuffel.

Stories? I have no idea what your talkin' 'bout.

Whatchu no 'bout the Huck a Buck?

Mount Up! How ya been doooin? Do a trick lip. Two tricks.

You ASS! Holy Jager Batman.

I helped build the Skydive Arizona Swoop Park.