Ashtanga

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  1. Must be a packing pick. Because I don't go to my knees.
  2. Deja Vu all over again as a matter of fact.
  3. It is the Father of the Sun not Jerry Garcia. Your being stalked by Jerry Garcia.
  4. Can I treat you like your a bad girl? Even when your being good to me? You don't want me to thank you...just spank thee. Hanky Panky.
  5. Don't share them. I'm shy and I don't want anyone to know what I look like. They think I am the Father of the Sun and they worship me as that.
  6. What's up Benji? You took that pic of me, didn't you?
  7. Remster is giving out Vengeance canopies? Cool. That's very nice of Remster.
  8. They call me Ass[Monkey]. This is not MY ass though...hehehe http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/kimonthejourney/assmonkey.gif
  9. Ashtanga

    finally

    Beautiful children, Deuce. They have a good father.
  10. Stop staring at me. It's making me horny.
  11. I am really father sun. Thou shall worship me. Just don't stare at me too long or you will sneeze.
  12. Orgasms are like natural morphine. I could help you with that.
  13. Would you vote for Hilary in 2008? Do you think she would make a good President? Share your thoughts.
  14. Head and Shoulders, Knees and toes, Knees and Toes.
  15. The only thing that will save this thread is an orgy.
  16. [Ashtanga stops shaking his hamhocks for the ladies] You damn greenies just ruin the fun for everyone...don't ya!
  17. If Tommy Lee can go back to school you can.
  18. Unfortunately, I will be in Charleston, SC that weekend. I should say fortunately though. Charleston is a beautiful town. Ashtanga is still shakin his hamhochs for the ladies...
  19. I thought it was strange until I came here. It seems a lot of people on here are named that. Must be a common name outside of the US.