Ashtanga
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Wear a trench coat with nothing on underneath. Thanks for serving our country. I hope you like my recommendation for your girlfriend.
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I am going to open a bar / casino. The bar will be in the front of the building and the casino will be in the back. The sign on the door will say... Liquor in the front and Poker in the rear. ...edited because I wanted too...
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Blue Skies... Fast Planes... Two Rigs... Hot Packer...
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Presents your canopy has brought you after landing
Ashtanga replied to Elisha's topic in The Bonfire
I know someone who packed a clamp in a tandem main. It was laying on the packing floor and he accidentally scooped it up. Than tandem master came back after the jump and looked at the clamps laying on the floor. He said, "Dude, you packed a clamp in my main. I saw it come out when I opened. Luckily I wasn't over anything." He then started laughing hysterically and said it was funny to see it fall. -
If you want to get made fun of then do it.
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You know, people are screwed up. Who would think that using this stuff to get high? Who would think of huffing paint to get high? People with too much time on their hands I guess.
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Just might be there. We will see.
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Is this a trick question?
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Does it kill a kitten if a girl strokes you with her feet? How about stroking with boobies?
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AggieDave caught in the act? That post of you with your wife was just a cover? Remember, he did just post pictures with himself and a little kitten. Maybe he's trying to hide something?
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I would probably wait until you get out of school and when you have a job and can support yourself and your hobbies start AFF. Skydiving is an expensive sport. Your parents are right. If you can pay for skydiving you can pay for school instead. Personally I love the sport but it is not the most important thing in my life. I used to think it was but I learned differently. If you want the story PM me. Health, Friends and Family are more important.
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I thought about you and HH and said to myself, "They must get really tired of all the boobie posts on here."
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Sounds like their customer service sucks. You were right in posting this on the internet.
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There are three kinds of man boobs. The first type: Hard. Hard man boobs are the kind that you would have if you worked out regularly. Hard man boobs are good. Chicks dig them. The second type: Semi-hard. Semi-hard man boobs are also good. Most chicks dig them. These are found on dudes that work out on occasion or used to be athletic or at least in decent shape at one point. The third kind: Flabby. Flabby man boobs are not good at all, unless you are a pro golfer. Chicks do not dig flabby man boobs unless you happen to have Phil Mickelson money. These are found on the type of dudes that were never athletic in their lives... these dudes don't even watch sports. Which kind are they?
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Why does this offend Asians and South Africans?
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Does Clay still have man boobies?
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Nope. Google "Sheep Costumes" in the picture field and there are lots more.
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Wait. While your at it make him a halloween outfit like this.
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I think you could make one pretty cheap. Pick him up from the airport, go home, go to the bathroom and change and then come out and tell him your a BAAAAAAAD girl.
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I was thinking that you could get a costume like this. Cut holes is said places.
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Does he ever make you dress up like a sheep?
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Oh. I didn't know U2 were like that. Of course he wouldn't be in there with a stewardess.
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Like maybe in the bathroom with a Stewardess?
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Are they working on it or did they send it out to someone. What do they mean they have no idea? I know I will never send anything to them.
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What has a penis and likes blow jobs? Me.