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  1. warpedskydiver
    Way to prove yet again that you have NO clue of how the military operates. I thought I recalled he said that the WTC was blown up by explosive charges?
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    Probably the 2nd Imperial Space Marines as a Space Shuttle Door Gunner.
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    Looks like you two were watching porn on the TV...
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    After all, no one whines about losing half their shit in a marriage divorce now Wendy P. I don't like hearing that crap either, I was not holding a gun to their heads when they got married.
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    Next time state your point as a Liberatarian (if you are one) Instead of shitting and asking people to think it is art.
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    Find a skydiving cardiac surgeon and ask them.
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    reguardless of wind, when you are heading towards the ground too fast, you flair. i really hope he publicly tells his side of the story. After injuring a few children I am surprised he did not need a life flight to a trauma center.
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    What the hell is wrong with those!? haha that list is pretty much identical to mine...Hell, Jack Daniels is pretty much the Nectar Of The Gods if ya ask me :) but i do believe ill have to try this Tuaca stuff.... Jack Daniels is like gasoline compared to good whiskey or bourbon.
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    Hey I am not some homophobe by any means but marriage can remain a church function and civil unions can be a municpal or court function. If people want to be together fine, but don't whine when they lose half their shit in a civil type divorce.
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    Obviously not bent over QUITE far enough - Solution: Get a smaller screen and put it farther away from the edge of the counter.
  11. warpedskydiver
    That has been fixed. Hey I bet you have worn out several vibrators by now. It is a sexual aid, not a deep mining tool!
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    I know someone who was arrested for allegedly selling drugs, because he was holding up a sign for a family picnic at a forest preserve. The family name was Goodspeed. The case was dropped after he retained an attorney.
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    It just reminds me of why I don't like most humans.
  14. warpedskydiver
    I think some people in this thread have never slept out in the open on snow, or dug a snow cave. Likewise without a tent or sleeping bag they might die of exposure. Wussies!
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    Is Obamacles thinking about making a speech about fathers who walk out on their families? Or maybe he wants to make a speech about being on welfare even though a person has a PhD? Maybe he wants to give a speech on what car you should drive. Heck maybe he will give a speech on how everyone who has guns should not receive health care under his plan.
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    Our scout leader would occasionally slip and tell us which of us were to go on Ambush instead of Fire Watch. You should have seen the excitement in our little faces. Oh well, he really meant fire watch, well at least we got to stay up late and if it was really dark you could see the shadows of girls with boobies changing in their tents!
  17. warpedskydiver
    How come I get a hardon when I hear hotties say "Job" really slow and sexy like....
  18. warpedskydiver
    Hey it is an option, but once that choice is made it is not a job, but a duty. Try to avoid translating common sense into Kalifornian.
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    I guess you think your PA's are going to be unnoticed but they are not. You are certainly remembered for your treatment of others. Calling her names is just so cool of you. You must be a hero among your peers.
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    Not a job, but a duty. There is no choice, you must do it. If it all works out then fine, if not oh well, it is still your kid.
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    Listening to the audio portion it appears he lost control by trying to throw the candy or whatever and then chopped power and nosed up, then applied power in the nose down attitude.
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    Thanks! The guy who did it was Damon Martin of Heber Utah. Way to go A-hole
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    I had a Ka-Bar. I guess we got more leniency and trust.
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    Using a paraglider he swooped to drop prizes and nailed six people including some small kids. Not cool! You can take yourself out, but never, NEVER take someone with you. http://www.comcast.net/video/parachuter-slams-into-crowd/1245791552/Comcast/1245718581/
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    I just use a bottle of map gas and a burner, scavenge the burner off of something else. You can use the head off of a Coleman or similar burner MAP gas, 1400 degrees F of nice and hot meals or tea.