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We need this Guy for Secretary of Defense General Peter Schoomaker - Chief of Staff Army General Schoomaker became the 35th Chief of Staff, United States Army, on August 1, 2003. General Schoomaker graduated from the University of Wyoming in 1969 with a Bachelor of Science Degree. He also holds a Master of Arts Degree in Management from Central Michigan University. General Schoomaker’s military education includes the Marine Corps Amphibious Warfare School, the United States Army Command and General Staff College, the National War College, and the John F. Kennedy School of Government Program for Senior Executives in National and International Security Management. Prior to his current assignment, General Schoomaker spent 31 years in a variety of command and staff assignments with both conventional and special operations forces. He participated in numerous deployment operations, including DESERT ONE in Iran, URGENT FURY in Grenada, JUST CAUSE in Panama, DESERT SHIELD/DESERT STORM in Southwest Asia, UPHOLD DEMOCRACY in Haiti, and supported various worldwide joint contingency operations, including those in the Balkans. Early in his career, General Schoomaker was a Reconnaissance Platoon Leader and Rifle Company Commander with 2nd Battalion, 4th Infantry, and a Cavalry Troop Commander with 2nd Armored Cavalry Regiment in Germany. He then served in Korea as the S-3 Operations Officer of 1st Battalion, 73rd Armor, 2nd Infantry Division. From 1978 to 1981, he commanded a Squadron in the 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment - D. Following Army Command and General Staff College, General Schoomaker served as the Squadron Executive Officer, 2nd Squadron, 2nd Armored Cavalry Regiment in Germany. In August 1983, he returned to Fort Bragg, North Carolina, to serve as Special Operations Officer, J-3, Joint Special Operations Command. From August 1985 to August 1988, General Schoomaker commanded another Squadron in the 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment - D. Following the National War College, he returned as the Commander, 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment - D from June 1989 to July 1992. Subsequently, General Schoomaker served as the Assistant Division Commander of the 1st Cavalry Division, Fort Hood, Texas, followed by a tour in the Headquarters, Department of the Army staff as the Deputy Director for Operations, Readiness and Mobilization. General Schoomaker served as the Commanding General of the Joint Special Operations Command from July 1994 to August 1996, followed by command of the United States Army Special Operations Command at Fort Bragg, North Carolina through October 1997. His most recent assignment prior to assuming duties as the Army Chief of Staff was as Commander in Chief, United States Special Operations Command at MacDill Air Force Base, Florida, from November 1997 to November 2000. General Schoomaker’s awards and decorations include the Defense Distinguished Service Medal, two Army Distinguished Service Medals, four Defense Superior Service Medals, three Legions of Merit, two Bronze Star Medals, two Defense Meritorious Service Medals, three Meritorious Service Medals, the Joint Service Commendation Medal, Joint Service Achievement Medal, Combat Infantryman Badge, Master Parachutist Badge and HALO Wings, the Special Forces Tab, and the Ranger Tab. General Schoomaker's foreign decorations and badges include the French Republic Command of the Legion of Honor, the Italian Joint Forces Decoration of Honor of the Defense General Staff, the Japanese Grand Cordon of the Order of the Rising Sun, and the Chilean Medal Cross of Victory. General Schoomaker and his wife have two daughters and one son.

I think one action has an effect on the other and this is an example, I will grant it's two different cases but I think you understand why it all happens.

Teen Accused of Making 1,000 911 Calls By Associated Press Tue Apr 11, 8:09 PM BUFFALO, N.Y. - A teenage girl acknowledged making about 1,000 fake 911 calls from her cell phone, laughing, taunting and saying, "You can't catch me," police said Monday. Police said some of the calls made this month lasted several minutes, and one lasted an hour. The girl was charged over the weekend with two counts of misdemeanor falsely reporting an incident for allegedly making six fake 911 calls from a local church phone Saturday. "She didn't give us a reason for doing this," Chief of Detectives Dennis Richards said. "She was very disrespectful, and she said that she was going to keep calling 911." The girl's name was not released because she is a minor. The case follows the arrest earlier this year of Juan Merced, who along with his wife and oldest son was accused of making nearly 1,000 fake 911 calls from his Buffalo home. Police said this new case may be a copycat one. Quote Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with these people? maybe corporal punishment needs a comeback

OMFG!!! thats hilarious!!!

QuoteFirst my avatar posting privelages disappear, now my signature line privelages are gone. What have I done to deserve this horrid inhumane punishment? Quote youre just being you...isn't that enough?

Italian Mafia Boss Caught After 40 Years By LUCA BRUNO and FRANCES D'EMILIO, Associated Press Writers 3 hours ago PALERMO, Sicily - Italy's reputed No. 1 Mafia boss was arrested Tuesday at a farmhouse in the Sicilian countryside after frustrating investigators' efforts to catch him during more than 40 years on the run, the Interior Ministry said. Bernardo Provenzano, Italy's most wanted man, is believed to have taken over the Sicilian Mafia after the 1993 arrest of former boss Salvatore "Toto" Riina in Palermo. "Bastard! Murderer!" a crowd shouted as black-hooded policemen took the elderly man out of a sedan and rushed him into the courtyard of a police building in Palermo. The gray-haired Provenzano, wearing a windbreaker and tinted glasses, glanced aside at one point but made no audible comment. A Palermo police spokesman, Agent Daniele Macaluso, said Provenzano had been arrested in the morning near Corleone, the Sicilian town made famous in the "Godfather" movies. He was then driven to Palermo, 37 miles north of Corleone. He was being questioned by anti-Mafia prosecutors in police offices, but was saying little, answering only questions about his identity, the Italian news agency ANSA reported from Palermo. Interior Ministry Undersecretary Alfredo Mantovano described Provenzano as "the most important person from Cosa Nostra" after Riina, the so-called "boss of bosses" who was also arrested after years as a fugitive. He called the arrest "an important step forward ... for the entire nation." Prosecutors describe Provenzano as a man who helped Cosa Nostra increasingly spread its tentacles into the lucrative world of public works contracts in Sicily, turning the Mafia into more of a white-collar industry of illegal activity less dependent on traditional revenue-making operations like drug trafficking and extortion rackets. Provenzano, on the run since 1963, has proven an elusive target. Turncoats have told investigators in recent years that he avoided capture for so long by sleeping in different farmhouses across the island every few nights and by giving orders with handwritten notes, not trusting cell phone conversations for fear they are monitored by police. Authorities were also hampered in their hunt for him because their last photo of Provenzano dated back nearly 50 years. However, personnel at a clinic in southern France where Provenzano is believed to have been treated for prostate problems under a false name a few years ago helped police to create a new composite sketch. Italy's top anti-Mafia prosecutor, Piero Grasso, who for years as Palermo's chief prosecutor had personally led the hunt for Provenzano, said on RAI radio that he felt "great satisfaction, great emotion" at the arrest. As recently as last month, Provenzano's former lawyer was quoted as telling an Italian newspaper that he was dead. "I think he's dead, and has been dead for several years," Salvatore Traina was quoted as telling the Rome-based daily La Repubblica. "They have looked for him everywhere, they have looked intensely for years but they can't find him. This must mean something." Former Palermo Mayor Leoluca Orlando praised police and prosecutors. News of the arrest prompted similar praise from many politicians, including President Carlo Azeglio Ciampi.

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Maybe it should have been a head wound...that way there would be an explantion for him

Fixed it for ya!!

hey were you at Sams club on saturday?

thats funny!!

I went to a Jiffy lube back in 1986 with my newly rebuilt Camaro, with a brand spanking new motor I built Myself...needed the oilchanged because I had to go somewhere and was in a suit and tie. I heard screaming from the Garage as the fools bent over to check everything the guy thought wow this is weird his fan isn't turning...(Electric Fans were uncommon back then) and he stuck his hand in there as it started....I think he lost a few fingers. I was washing my car the next weekend and found some of his flesh in my radiator!! grrrrrrrr

Oil Plugs are never to be torqued my god it's a freakin plug not a bolt holding the car together!!! My dad would be spinning in his grave

hey walt think of the shriveledge!!! at altitude you can get so cold the ladies will think you only have 6"

his father may have had a left or right eye problem....bad sight in dominate eye and therefore had to compensate by adjusting the sights to the inferior side. is it your pistol? ... then change it is it someone elses and they intend to use it? ...help them by explaining and adjusting it. do they want to keep it as their dad had it? ...leave it the fuck alone and explain they may not want to count on it for defense unless at point blank range...no sights needed

Make a sandrail or a 4 wheeler out of whats left

Hey I just had a great idea...the police that want to destroy these historic firearms could just throw themselves in the furnace instead of the weapons

Try growing up man...maybe it's not your kid by why hold it against her?

You seem to miss the entire point of basic training. No matter what your job is you had better learn to fight just like everyone else does, just in case the shit hits the fan. There are many examples in the past of men who distinguished themselves in battle even though their MOS may have been that of a cook, chaplain, or truck driver, etc.

Source: Hamilton Spectator What sacriledge....they should burn in hell for this

None all the have is a parking brake and a long tube on the front end for holding the white flag

Told you so!!! and I am very happy for you

QuoteUpdate http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Law/2006/04/08/1526054-cp.html Looks like it's some kind of biker war. Say, doesn't John Kerry ride a Harley? Quote yes, but there were eye witness accounts by Howard Dean, that state John Kerry was in Al Frankens flying saucer giving him a blowjob at the time while only flying over Canada

you should be proud, be proud of whatever you are good at

no actually not man... unlike you But I have to tell ya the Al Franken thing made me laugh very hard... now whos calling who crazy?