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Everything posted by warpedskydiver
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Nah, he is a history teacher so I doubt he will even think of that.
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Prayers for skydivers and their families in Sullivan, Missouri
warpedskydiver replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
Best wishes for all involved. Nose down, completely crumpled. Ah fuck, I wish shit like this would stop happening. My sincerest condolences to all those related to, or acquainted with all those who perished. I feel quite sad they didn't have a chance to bail. -
I am telling ya that fake shitstains on the desk chair made with a reeses PB cup are the best!
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Prayers for skydivers and their families in Sullivan, Missouri
warpedskydiver replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
That plane is a tank, I hope it just slid into the field belly down. Best wishes for all involved. -
Hey the Navy is never more than seven miles from land.
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This is what I had expected.
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Does that also go with expenses paid vacations to myrtle beach to play golf? I think on one end you have a salesperson buying lunch, no biggie there but then you have trips and etc. that is not OK. My SO says where she works in ICU the salesmen get shown the door, gifts are not allowed.
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Can You fly a plane with only one wing?
warpedskydiver replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
OMG what a fucking plane, that thing is a tank -
Just wait until they start pitching their Anal Roll On.
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You haven't lived until your here in Il when the temp hits around 105-106F and the humidity was nearly 100%, that was very very hot. That particular day the record was set I was stuck working outside in the full sun, professional.... my ass.
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Mossad: "Best Arab Troops We've Ever Faced" in Lebanon
warpedskydiver replied to a topic in Speakers Corner
Max this might sound gay but I really do appreciate everything you have done. I know our views might differ but no matter what I say and how it sounds some time. Know that I do Thank you, and would love the chance to buy you a beer some day. It is only gay if you offer to blow him as well, so don't worry! -
My parents are in my phone with their last name, but a stranger would never know who they were because I still use my married last name. ICE seems like a good solution, but only if everyone knows about it. Well it doesn't hurt to use it and yes some emergency personnel and cops are well aware of it. Here in IL there is even a campaign now that is advertised on the message boards on our toll roads.
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I like a good carbon fiber garotte as well, nearly anyone can't find it on you. That and a handcuff key are nice companions.
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Please keep that guy over there will ya? We like it when he is gone.
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If I were in porno flicks, my screen name would be...
warpedskydiver replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
In the last one I was "warped" -
All cell phones should have a number filed under ICE so that emergeny personnel can know who to call. In Case of Emergency...ICE
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Jamie Glasser screams as the and his tandem master, Jim Dolan, fall out of an airplane in Jean, Nev Novice Poker Players Take 15,000-Ft. Risk Thursday, July 27, 2006 7:48 AM EDT The Associated Press JEAN, Nev. (AP) — In the skies over the desert outside Las Vegas, three amateur players and a would-be pro tried to keep their poker faces at 15,000 feet. The rules: whoever won didn't have to parachute out of a plane. The losers did. The Wednesday event was part of InterPoker.com's Extreme Poker series and was scheduled during the World Series of Poker tournament, which began June 25. In Extreme Poker, novice players battle in online tournaments for the right to play Texas Hold 'em in strange locations. The first was played underwater. The second was played on a polar ice cap in Finland. This time Patrick Neary, 23, from Prince Edward Island, Canada, Jamie Glasser, 24, from Chicago and Fraser Linkleter, 28, from London and Nick "Stoxtrader" Grudzien, 29, from New York, piled into a Short's Skivan plane to try their hand against Phil "the Unabomber" Laak. Grudzien was the lucky player who didn't have to hit the silk. But Grudzien wasn't about to fold 'em. No stranger to risk, he went back up for a free jump. Quote What assholes I say the winner is the only one that should get to jump!
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I had a friend whos father brought home a real Samurai sword back in 1945, a few years back he died, and they did a remarkable thing, they tracked down the family decendants of the deceased officer it belonged to, and returned it in person in Japan. The family was very grateful and said they feel a weight had been lifted from their shoulders as they no longer have to live without honor. (the sword was kept in perfect condition and had been given quite a bit of reverance.)
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Spyderco, Benchmade, CRKT, and Paragon, are a few of my favorites.
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The insanity thing is that AT THE ITME OF THE CRIME, she didn't know she was doing something wrong. Afterwards, when she's put on meds, she's in a much closer to normal state of mind and capable of understanding. Otherwise, she'd never be able to stand trial, because she probably wouldn't be able to assist in her own defense. She sould at least be allowed to kill herself as if she ever has a lucid moment, she would wish to I am sure of it.
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Damn I should have read further on. It is the same as when all the french riders accused Lance Armstrong of cheating so they all went out and had their balls lapped off to be equal. (Drag coefficient)
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Mossad: "Best Arab Troops We've Ever Faced" in Lebanon
warpedskydiver replied to a topic in Speakers Corner
Think? No, we KNOW. That is because your my club president! -
Mossad: "Best Arab Troops We've Ever Faced" in Lebanon
warpedskydiver replied to a topic in Speakers Corner
and Darius knows it. But at least his buddies in Al-Qaida are honest about where the real "ethnic cleansing" efforts are coming from: Ok now cut the shit! apologize to Darius for calling him AQ will ya? Geez and people think I am an asshole, quit stealing my territory will ya? -
Quote*** Tour de France winner Floyd Landis has tested positive for the male sex hormone testosterone. Quote Is it because the French Riders have NO testosterone in their system?
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Mossad: "Best Arab Troops We've Ever Faced" in Lebanon
warpedskydiver replied to a topic in Speakers Corner
concealing the numbers of their KIAs, whereas the Israelis aren't. In the near future, look for Giap-style "hugging the belt" tactics on the part of Hizbollah. For the unschooled in such matters, this means engaging one's enemy so closely that they are unable to bring their overwhelming firepower (air, artillery, armor) to bear without endagering friendly troops. The Iranian influence is unmistakable, however, and should serve as a warning to any country considering an attack on Iran. If they can get such effective results out of shitty Arab troops, imagine what they can do with their own. This is a significant development (and an excellent propaganda coup for Hizbollah), because they are successfully resisting Israeli agression. For the moment. QuoteGreat Call Max! you show expertise far in advance of your pay grade. The Gen. Giap plan book was being and is now being follwed by anti war protesters here in the US and no doubt have started working on the media in this conflict as well. Hence the fact that according to the media, when Israel gets into a firefight only Israelis take casualties, and the only people killed or injured on the other side are always innocent women, children, and civilian men.