warpedskydiver

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  1. Actually telling you that some men might not like you saying crap about them is just the simple truth...
  2. I know a few Brits that would laugh at you taking the piss but they might also laugh at your injuries too I would not go thinking they don't have some damned tough guys around there if I were you I even know a few retirees that would scare you shitless
  3. I don't know anything about this topic and suspect even less
  4. Golden Corral... we never did Jim showed me your pic he was pulling my leg and said it was a total eclipse but I saw the canopy!
  5. Fucking hilarious Jim see I'm like your Ed McMahon just serve it up and you hit it out of the park!
  6. All as attachment. When it if forwarded to those actually doing the hiring or interviews they may wonder where the cover let is and why you did not include one. Many resumes and CV's are not actually read by a human, they are fed through software and rejected, what is not rejected is then read.
  7. I saw a very fat cop today with a RANGER haircut, he was quite impressive! And I mean FAT!, not big. Heck he cold have swallowed FutureDivot whole! Sweet baby Jesus I did not know they made vests that large. I think he was going to have triplets.
  8. That's only because they told her to quit saying "Hello Asshole"
  9. warpedskydiver

    boobies

    Congrats on the new purchase, may you get many years of wonderful use from them
  10. warpedskydiver

    boobies

    No it counts, especially if you played with them.
  11. I think the guys are quite capable of leaving the polls alone in this forum. Once again, ridicule will not help in any way. There is no need to judge, one way or another.
  12. Psssst is is the random non-coherent thoughts of hottie. Just smile, nod and keep looking at her tits Works for me!
  13. It could be contaminated or waste oil as well.
  14. I think you would be the norm for many women in very long term relationships unless you played. I also think that many women have the opportunity for HUGE numbers. If they choose to they can certainly get laid every damn time they want. I think many are cautious about telling the whole story for fear of what the other women will say and treat them like afterwards. ON that note I have seen guys get an attitude was well, I just don't understand it.
  15. warpedskydiver

    boobies

    Exactly, if he is that depressed seek help or at least talk to friends. I don't know of any man (and quite a few women) that don't get cheered up seeing nice boobies! Snap out of it before you spiral downwards...
  16. warpedskydiver

    boobies

    That cannot be good
  17. I pretty much only eat breakfast from there and chicken with mashed potatoes and greens. I mean hey it tastes pretty good, does not make you get the shits and that is important if you are taking a long road trip. Might be pretty good for jumping too if you don't want to make a mess in your jumpsuit
  18. Dude you realize someone is going to put you in gay porn now right?
  19. I had my lawn dart practice already.
  20. I know I drive like shit if I text, I have friends that refuse to now as well. It's one thing to read something like a message, but texting is another story, you just can't type and drive.
  21. I think you two should get it on, then share the video. It would be a nice way to get to know each other Video or it did not happen!