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    Did you just realize this NOW?
  2. warpedskydiver
    Happy Birthday Jerry
  3. warpedskydiver
    WARNING! Don't anyone make a mistake of posting your female dog nursing her puppies or laying on her back, that would be a 4x violation of TOS. This also from PB
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    They called it PARTIAL NUDITY. Wow, I guess all women should wear a minimum of 2" padding to make sure nobody finds that they have breasts. Bunch of fucking retards. I guess they would have shit themselves over her billboard photos when she was in her 20's
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    "This image or video violated our terms of use." WTF she was fully clothed! Maybe the Taliban complained, or a MOD
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    Actually I was just venting, it helps just barely. It's kind of like quicksand, the more you try the worse it gets.
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    Hardly....
  8. warpedskydiver
    You should have asked him if he preferred looking at guys with plumbers butt
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    Alison actually still looks the same! she must have the same gene as Valinda! Petra aged some but nothing to sneeze at.
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    Just was looking for some paperwork and found some of the very few pictures I have. In the pink is Petra, my GF in West Germany back in 1981-1982. It wasn't cold out either http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o42/warped60120/Petra.jpg Then there is Alison the first girl I was ever engaged to This was our first date on the beach in Hania Crete. http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o42/warped60120/AlisonfirstdatewithmeatthebeachinHania.jpg Next is me back in 1995 after I got done trying out for a job in England. I was very ill and had been up all night vomiting blood. Well at least was not ugly then! I am standing next to Hannah she was just a little girl then.http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o42/warped60120/MeatBlackpoolwithHanah.jpg Then there is another pic of Alison, the morning I had to fly back out to Chicago, I think she got too much exercise That's her looking her worst.
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    Who cares about football? I did not even watch, I am merely talking about life at home.
  12. warpedskydiver
    Think divot got the happy meal reference? Think 2003
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    That's all, I am done. Now back to the pointless banter
  14. warpedskydiver
    Now you know how Mexicans feel about Taco Bell... Good place to work?
  15. warpedskydiver
    Do you need a Happy Meal?
  16. warpedskydiver
    Sorry, I just am not interested in seeing people die, it has lost it's curiosity appeal for me. I am not squeamish I just would rather not HAVE to see it. I think you guys (and girls) know what I mean
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    Who are you?
  18. warpedskydiver
    Sunny and warm it has gotten up to 13°F Not bad really
  19. warpedskydiver
    I will take one if it needs a home. Sure beats raking leaves.
  20. warpedskydiver
    Sorry I do not agree, death is never funny.
  21. warpedskydiver
    So do YOU party?
  22. warpedskydiver
    I posted about my friend Rob (last Name Withheld) he was ABN and then some. I would have posted more but sadly he had died by his own hand, I am sure some of us knew who he was due to the timing. I don't think he ever jumped as a skydiver (sport) but he was a jumper just as much as any of us. He did HALO, Static FF and just about anything else he needed to do in order to accomplish his mission.
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    This was certainly stupid, but burns are not funny.
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    Tornado's are much larger, have more angular features and extremely fast at low altitude. Look up the Tornado IDS. I bet some lower backs hurt after a ride on the deck.
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    It looked more like a mix of AV-8B and Sea Harriers.