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    Eric Haney is supposed to be the consultant on the show...how did that slip by him? Am I gonna get smacked upside the head for not calling him Sergeant Major Haney? Kinda hope not... John and Scott, do I get a pass on this one?
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    She should ban me for having such dirty thoughts about her so damned frequently. Hey did I just say that out loud?
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    If it is true there will be some cheap gear,that is slightly damp for sale on Ebay soon. Maybe he stole the idea from Andy to cut his risers @500'AGL and do a perfect dive into the water and then ride standing upon the noses of two Great White Sharks.
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    They are great barbecued.
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    By Jihadi's? get log of the IP's that hit the website and turn it over to the ISP and the Feds You never know who is parking on your domain.
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    Animals revere anything that can take a shit that large and live
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    I hope she has a speedy recovery and is able to go out and have fun
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    Try the top of the Daley Center, or Shitty Hall. They are most enthusiastic about helping you gather your gear once you land. ETA: there is a tiny unknown DZ near Ottawa Illinois, Called Skydive something or other
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    Now there is a REAL woman! I have other power tools too. Does that include a palm sander? Hehehe I know a hot chick that swears by Dewalt palm sanders, 14,000rpm woohoo! I bet that thing has never seen a sheet of sandpaper.
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    Get a 6x6 Diesel Pinzgauer With the optional ring mount you can clear any traffic jam. An Ambulance model or commo type are excellent. The toop/cargo type is a rag top. You ccn run on front wheel drive, rear drive, or 6x6 drive. The load capacity makes all other vehicles in that weight class look lame.
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    Andy would be a stalker but he can't pay attention that long!
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    I heard he was gonna marry a homless gay dude.
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    For a minute I thought you meant me...until I saw who posted. Good thing.
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    No wonder you pack so slow, you are older than gravity itself and bitch so much you get nothing done... I hear you now accept cans of Ensure for reserve rides. Damn good thing they don't test riggers for doping with Geritol!
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    All your thoughts are random.... Chav Scum
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    Somewhere there is a skydiver turned on about the prospect that he may get sloppy seconds... ewwwwwwwwwww Do they make one that looks like a sheep and will support around 240lbs OTD? Hey Clay!!! I think I found someone for you!
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    Hey every time you packed for me I found the ground...WTF is everyone bitching about? Note to self: Buy Gene03 a Rasta dreadlock wig
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    Have you felt your throttle stop lately? It gets lonely sometimes When I said 30+ years I was excluding all off road riding. My dad was a mechanic and we had lots of dirt bike mini bikes and etc. my first street bike he got me was an old Suzuki TT Scrambler.
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    We all treat Gene03 badly, Sunny even makes him lay down on the mats as she grinds her naked body all over him making him cry for mercy. And he SHALL RECEIVE NO MERCY!
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    http://www.motorcycleanchor.com/products/electro.html I found the Oil temp gauge I need, hmmm would work with a nice sedate TURBO as well
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    I am hard to miss, I am 5'2" 275lbs with a shave head, have spiderweb tatts on both elbows, also a SS Waffen lighting bolt insignia on my neck.
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    I am getting old, I can get two oil changes before I need new tires
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    That website looks great but new users are not allowed to view the "for sale" area.