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  1. warpedskydiver
    I hid John Kallends box of depends, it is where he will never find it. It is hidden next to his sense of humility.
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    I will be your huckleberry See you there.
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    Talk about concealability, you should see vortex hiding his blunderbuss down his trouser leg. It drives all the birds mad! That is how he hooked his missus.
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    This is what we were going to buy a retiring NAVY SEAL
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    The Amish praised him for working so damned hard, they never saw anyone milk so many bulls in a single day.
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    Look at his avatar, he alrerady has the "married Amish guy beard"
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    Their first night alone in a motel she asked him what he wanted. He said a "69" so she called and got him chicken with broccoli
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    That was no nap, Andy slipped you a Rufinol!!!!
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    He told me that she looks at him very intensely with this "look" in her eyes. What he fails to realize is she is staring at his single rotten tooth flapping in the breeze from his breath!
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    Told ya I am a moron, in school I did my own homework too! In CRAYON!
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    Like he would realize that, he just yells louder.
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    He sent me a pic of her, while she is still living Not like all the other girls...
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    Ahh those two are like a married couple I hear he calls her flipper. every time he asks for sex she says.... "uhuhuhuhuhuhuh"
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    [waynes voice]Excellent...[/waynes voice]
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    He wouldn't if you told him he could smoke all the weed/s he wanted I heard he was marrying an Amish chick about 35 years of age. She has the matching tooth to his, now they can eat apples together. The rest of the Amish community called him "dreckish" and demanded he wash before entering the pig barn.
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    Yeah a baby with one tooth and a shriveled excuse for a dick, sure that water was cold! It was a hot tub!!!! Amanda told me all about it.
  17. warpedskydiver
    I am gonna have ta kill ya now. Mustard and Biscuits mmmhhhhmm
  18. warpedskydiver
    Congratulation! guest You have completed the contest Your Score is : 1456 Total time taken : 601 seconds I is a Moron
  19. warpedskydiver
    No silly Badger recipes here. Only cool Badger stuffs!! Badger Ordinance, great stuff from great people.
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    This should be easy, because I am so trivial.
  21. warpedskydiver
    When we say "Careful with that axe Eugene" 1.We are quoting Pink Floyd 2. Genes been drinking again, and has an axe at the Tiki Hut.
  22. warpedskydiver
    Badger Badger Badger. we need to roll that video. When I grow up I wanna but everything they have.
  23. warpedskydiver
    Why should they not have arms? To Avoid picking their asses? Or to avoid picking yours? Please explain that using a least squares adjustment.
  24. warpedskydiver
    Well?
  25. warpedskydiver
    Speakers Corner should be moved to Buttfuck Idaho. In your avatar is that woman admiring the turd that guy just produced, or trying to resuscitate a steak dinner he ate the night before?