warpedskydiver

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  1. What do gay horses eat? haaaaaaaayyyyyy
  2. That could possibly beg a question - but I'm to polite to ask it...! Well, there is that old Freudian theory. So sayeth a guy who owns an antique auto and his own aircraft... He just likes to dress up like Emma Peel and drive round the countryside battling evildoers. You should see him in his skin tight leather jumpsuit! 'Es dishy 'at one is
  3. And here Quade thought it was your breath, see he does not know everything, just more than me.
  4. Heck I offend people by my mere existance.
  5. John do you own a salad spinner? They are quite handy Hey man I hope you had a good laugh today.
  6. Believe it or not, I can't read minds either. That said, I can read what is on the forum and that's really all I have to go by. This seems to have gone well beyond "friendly" teasing. As I said, you can cool it for now or, yes, you can and will be banned. Otay Spanky
  7. Look I don't know about you but I cannot read minds, and besides John is a big boy now and if he wanted me to stop he would have asked me to either via PM or in a post. But thanks for being you. I do not have to agree with someone just because they are a friend or I have respect for them. I shall now stick to single syllable words in order to avoid irratating the SC aristocracy.
  8. Hey I wanna run the juice dispenser!!!
  9. Because a .50BMG ammo can full of whoopass is just damn fun?
  10. Gonna ban me now? What I cannot tease someone I know in real life and consider a friend? Don't worry, I know I should behave like a simpleton to please you, and reaffirim your image of me.
  11. hehehe, I know Jean, I just felt like emphasizing the point.
  12. I have them for many reasons, heritage, my previous service, hunting, self/home/family defense, because I can, target shooting, just in case.
  13. Not at all. Just pointing out the obvious But if you say so it must be true, because you Dr. John Kallend, has said so.
  14. Quit beating the brush for peasants then
  15. Let's see. Who didn't want Bhutto to return? Who's power is threatened by Bhutto. Who controls access to lots of stuff that goes "bang" in Pakistan? Hmmm.... General Musharraf, in the alleyway, with the pipe bomb? That would be my guess too. Mrs. Peacock got away, unharmed? Time will tell. There you have it folks, it is official, his Lordship has spoken
  16. Don't hurt your arm patting yourself on your back. Gonna have a moderator break his arm for you?
  17. Careful or they will take you for a ride in the BAN wagon.
  18. The Taliban, of course I will not question your opinion nor omnipotence, lest I get banned.