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    Not Naked? And this is news? Congratulations, and Merry Christmas
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    A nine foot long 30" wide silky piece of red material tied into a bow around his neck. Also she gets a scrapbook with his picture in the cover and signatures and whatever from all the gilrs in the barn and her instructors. They all want to be there for Christmas Eve, and share in her suprise! The owner of the stable is an old time jumper from the days or Marseilles Illinois, and the first few conventions. Her Mom and I are very happy to be able to do this for her. It won't be cheap as the boarding alone is $450 per month, besides her ongoing lessons. In her first show she won champion of two divisions, and three event blue ribbons, so I think her hard work and constant riding is paying off. She is only 12.5yrs old now.
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    Oh well, the flooring in our house can wait a bit longer.
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    Take a look
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    All the childish behavior aside, I wish the guy all the best and a speedy recovery. Bouncing off the ground is a drag.
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    What are these boobies everyone speaks of? I don't think I recall ever seeing any
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    SC Cops, is this true? So, cops can die by taser, but not citizens? They consider the tazer as a device that could render the LEO incapable of retaining his firearm, so deadly force is authorized in the tazers removal or use against said officer.
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    Maybe that cop needs to have her taco tasered.
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    Then they would shoot you dead because they consider tasing a LEO as deadly threat. That is the truth.
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    This reminds me of an incident ten years ago where I was with my ex, and was walking out of walmart. We were going through the exit and two black guys ran past us carrying items with no bags. The store security moron chose to grab me by the shoulder, and try to spin me around.... Afterwards he wanted to press charges for assault.
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    I know nothing about boobies and or nipples
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    The officer will no doubt use the "I gave her a lawful order to shut up" defense. What do you think would have happened if that womans SO was a legal CCW holder? His wife was just illegally assaulted after being falsely accused of CC fraud. What if the womans husband was a cop?, or a fed? If that woman feared for her life from an irate, or hostile cop, she would have had a right to stop her attacker by any means.(depending on the state)
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    You were against immunity from lawsuits for legally operated businesses, producing a product which may be misused by the customers, or those who steal, or illegally own a product? You are wayyyyyy the fuck out there aren't you?
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    bang bang
  16. warpedskydiver
    I stand corrected, we have no extremely talented, championship level jumpers here in flyover land Thanks for setting me straight on that.
  17. warpedskydiver
    what is really needed is an ignore filter.
  18. warpedskydiver
    mmmmmmm
  19. warpedskydiver
    NO way, but I can recommend a few well meaning sluts.
  20. warpedskydiver
    I can name at least a half dozen local guys that would make him look like a student.
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    http://www.digitalcorvettes.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1022772#post1022772 The blue devil is calling you! This has you, and Billy Porter written all over it. geez it will be expensive
  22. warpedskydiver
    All of the above, and society in general seeking to match the morals of the LCD.
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    Geez maybe he was flyin' ghetto style? I still want a Velocity LFG someday. With an engine I have in mind
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    Like there aren't more of her kind????
  25. warpedskydiver
    If I were in porn I would be called Warped.