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Dog guarded owner's body for weeks after suicide Tue Aug 12, 10:49 PM EDT A dog stood guard over her owner's body for up to six weeks after the man committed suicide on the remote northeastern Colorado plains, authorities said. The body of 25-year-old Jake Baysinger of La Salle was found Sunday on the Pawnee National Grasslands about 75 miles northeast of Denver. Cash, his German shepherd, was found beside him, thin and dehydrated but still alive. The dog had apparently survived by eating mice and rabbits, authorities said. The Weld County coroner ruled Baysinger's death a suicide. The cause of death wasn't immediately determined but authorities found a gun nearby, the coroner's office said Tuesday. "At least we know it's over now," said Baysinger's wife, Sara. "We'd been looking for my husband for six weeks, and this isn't how we wanted it to end. At least we can close this." Baysinger was reported missing June 28. An extensive search failed to locate him, but Kip Konig, a rancher, saw the dog last weekend, went to investigate and discovered Baysinger's body and his pickup. He said Cash kept running back to the pickup and jumping into the front seat. "I got the sense she was trying to tell me where her master was," Konig said. Cash was reunited Monday with Sara Baysinger and her 2-year-old son, Lane. She said her little boy is "very close to that dog" and happy to see her again. Investigators said the dog probably kept coyotes away from the body. ___ Information from: Greeley Tribune, http://www.greeleytribune.com

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Not this one

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YOU!

Well, Joe Biden confirmed that. I would call that slanderous.

pound for pound that damned AV-8B and it's Pegusus are probably the loudest, and remember, no afterburner, just the FAN

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It all depends on circumstances really. In some cases, not much different, in other cases, as different as can possibly be.

Free is best, renting is usually cheaper than buying, or long term leasing.

I've had the opposite experience at the border. Usually, when I go to Canada in an auto, I'm greeted by friendly, smiling officers (and once a really cute young lass), who encourage me to come into Canada, spend all my money and leave. That's the way it is in most other countries, and I've come to the summary that it's the way things should be. Then I come back to the States, showing a valid US Passport, driver's license, etc - keep in mind, I've never even had a speeding ticket in my life - and the US border people are complete jerks that think I'm hiding half a ton of pot and an Al-Qaeda manual in my ass. I understand the need for good security at our borders, but for some reason, I always seem to get US border patrol that's feeling a "hunch" that I'm some sort of bad guy, and I don't think I'm the only one to feel that way. Maybe it's because my record is too clean? It's the long string of fuse hanging out of your ass, and the ACME Explosives T Shirt you wear!

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I say turn him loose, with $20 in his pocket. But he has to swim home.

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Move along citizen, nothing to see here. At least she went home at night, safe. WTF is wrong with these mental malfeasants?

No wonder some of "the boys" seemed to always be thwarted in their attempt to find him. I think that it would not be very amusing to them that the former Sec Of State Madeleine Not too Bright was the one fucking them around.