warpedskydiver

Not only could he not tell Kerry from Biden, but he could not tell the difference between a speach, and destroying someone.

Frank is an old Marine, after he quit drinking, his jokes got cleaned up, and suffered badly.

Well my old friend and ex FIL Frank stopped by yesterday. He told me the old lady next door had purchased a new weed eater to trim the 16 foot wide area behind her condo. Well apparently her arm muscles and hand eye coordination are severly lacking. She was trimming the edges of her flowers for the first time and while she was concentrating on her work, she had not realized her 16yr old cat who is her entire family, walked up to keep her company. The sun was behind her and she saw a shadow so she turned to see what was behind her. She kept her finger on the trigger of the weed eater, and as she turned, she chopped off her cat's tail. Frank rushed over and asked if she wanted him to drive her to the Veterinarian, so that the cat could be treated. She said " Oh hell no, the vet is too expensive" To which Frank replied "what are you going to do?, I can pay for the cats treatment!" She said " Oh helll, I ain't going to the vet, give me a ride to walmart." Frank said "Walmart why the hell would you take your injured cat to Walmart" She said "everyone knows Walmart is the world's leading retailer"

Maybe the wealthy donors did not want to be seen leaving that location. Hmmm what was the reason they were upset enough to bring in the cops. Also, I wonder how the Denver cops, and the Hotel are going to like the lawsuit. The First Amendment, as well as the Fourth seem to have been violated.

If Obama is elected, I predict he will be such an awful president, that Carter, Bush, and Clinton will look way better by comparison. I hope I am wrong, but I seriously doubt it. Those of us from Illinois know what he is all about, and it is not a shining example of Honesty, or Integrity.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DEAF CUNT!!!! TURN UP THE BASS!!!!

See a gastroentologist ask about GERD

Get the kind that looks liuke Big Birds legs!

Step one, get a mean dog. Step two, go for a walk. Step three, stop by and walk right in. Step four, throw all their crap into the street.

The question wasn't whether or not the choice was going to be made.

I think I'll let YOUR statements speak for YOU.

Am I a racist??? please do tell...

A dog leaving "his yard" to charge is a danger to everybody just passing by that yard. Badly trained. Dogs do not "smell" a bad intention, it's the way the person is approaching, walking carefully, taking care of steps, avoiding any noise, hiding ... just like animals do in nature while approaching, sneaking up. That's catching the dogs attention, not a possible odor. That might not refer to pitbulls and similar races, which often are (badly) trained just to attack. We all know that. My dog will not leave his yard except if I put him on a leash. As far as leaving the yard goes, do you mean leaving the yard as in going into the street, past the sidewalk, or otherwise. A step or two outside the property lines does not necessarily mean leaving the yard.

Well done! I hope to do the same someday.

Das so racist, yo!

Well, even if you do not want to vote for McCain, who would make him an unbeatable candidate if chosen as his "Very Involved" VP choice?

It was not really a statement directed solely at you. Stand your ground, be prepared to defend yourself, but making a furtive movement is enough to elicit an attack by Dog, Soldier, or LEO. My dog was trained to sense who the bad guy was out of a crowd of 30 people, all dressed in a smililar manner. Dogs have a way of sensing a person with intent of attack, or great apprehension. It may be due to the way a person acts in their mannerisms, or due to an ordor given off by their own body, breath or otherwise. From a good distance a dog can sense these things, it could be enough to make a wary dog leave his yard in order to protect his domain, or charges.

Birds are the descendants of reptiles, look at their feet

Blackened Gator, Gator Etoufee, Gator Gumbo.... Pounded out and served like conch, gator fritters...

I hear he is willing to kiss the ass of Herr Daley, and Gov. Blojobabitch, in order to further his political career.

It's amazing how many arm chair warriors, and LEO's got so excited and arranged huge group purchases of ACU uniforms. I agree they look like shit, and do not blend into much of anything. The old woodland BDU's were far better. Marpat was actually pretty good, so is multicam. There are so many good patterns out there that it is quite simply shocking something so bad could have been chosen. Did you ever get a set of the shadow branch test uniforms? I had a set, they were pretty good in timbered swamp and northern woodlands. I gave them to a friend, but they did work pretty nice.

I, meanwhile, had raised my baton and was poised to use it defensively before I would have resorted to getting the gun out.Quote If someone were to raise a baton in order to strike my dog, my dog would rely upon his training and remove the arm, and probably rip out his attackers throat. Because a dog barks, is not a reason to instantly prepare to harm the dog, barking is how dogs communicate. Barking does nothing to harm someone. Most people who fear dogs have no sense at all about when a dog truly means to inflict harm. My dog barks, he barks for many different reasons, are all of them just a notice of an attack? Hell no.

out of 200 million guns, how many are used in crimes? I bet that percentage is smaller than you think.