Scratch

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  1. Hey, you got my job!!! Ok I do something similar. Industrial engineering manager with a heavy engineering firm. We make tank containers. That is a 20 foot shipping container with a stainless steel pressure vessel inside. I specialise in faster, cheaper, better and annoying people. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  2. Damnit!!! I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  3. Is this prettier than boobies? I cannot decide. People please help.
  4. Oh dear. Nevermind, a little bit of Viagra will clear that right up. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  5. Those of you knocking the old Cessna have obviously not had the pleasure of watching a skydiver run on the wheel like a hamster because the pilot 'forgot' to step on the brakes. I regularly jump from a 210 which has a retractable undercarriage and as a result there is no step at all. Steps are for pansies. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  6. Anne...are you blond?? I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  7. Scratch

    Psalm23

    Siiiigh so true. Read my sig I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  8. Scratch

    Psalm23

    Yeah!!!!! Now there is a band of brothers that do not break ranks at the first sign of pussy. There is a lesson to be learned here gents. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  9. Damnit I thought there might have been pics of Sangiro and his flatmates......... I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  10. Ah My deepest apologies A man of the world and a snob to boot, how nice.. Cry he will, particularly if it is raining. hahahahahahaha BTW when were you this side of the world? I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  11. Remster, ask Skreamer what a Citrusdal "braai" is. He will probably start to cry. There is nothing better than the smell of grilling meat over open coals. Cool beers in hand. High quality bullshit being spoken and a huge bonfire in the center of the cooking area. To top it all, a day of skydiving behind you and a day of skydiving to look forward to. The weekend is almost here I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  12. Hey I know a girl in Canada called Paula. If you see her tell her Scratch from South Africa says hi. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  13. I must say that general weirdness aside the oddest thing about woman is this little bit of female logic. If you have a girlfriend/wife..........Oooooo If he is good enough for her he must be good enough for me. You are single........Mmmmmm, no woman, I wonder what is wrong with him. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  14. Why the frown nacmac. Because you cannot go or because you will be in Scotland. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  15. I'm with the fence sitters here. You cannot separate the two. When I think about the sport it is the people and the air, one does not mean that much without the other. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  16. Scratch

    Forum Update

    Ons bly altyd dankbaar Oom Sangiro. As jy weer 'n draai in die Kaap kom maak dan koop ek vir jou 'n dop en tjop en 11000 voet. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  17. Woooooohoooo damn!! but that boy has talent, look the sheep is not even trying to get away. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  18. You can have my slice....I don't want it..heeheeheeheehee I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  19. Sure. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  20. I'll trade you those boobies for this leftover pizza. or are you two going to stare at each other all night. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  21. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Hey Mel the dragon is checking out my butt......that is soooo coooooool. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  22. Nevermind the pretty lights Mel. Check this out. . I I ( )( ) .II II Now show me your boobies. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  23. Hey Mel nevermind my ears Storm here is turning into a dragon. Check it out, there's smoke and everything. What's in the fridge? I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  24. Boobie hounds...you said boobie hounds. Oh my god that is so funny hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Boobie hounds. Hahahaha Snort giggle cough laugh. Damn that is good shit. hee hee hee.
  25. I'm right here. You are so stoned you can't even see me. That damn Skreamer has run off with the coke. You got any more of those? Green is my lucky colour. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20