Scratch

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  1. You are right the dog is either lonely or board. Why don't you give him one of Airann's cats to play with I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  2. So naive. It is almost precious
  3. Go to the top right hand corner of the screen. Click on myDZ and follow you nose. Remember that PM's and your dropzone account are different mailboxes. Your dropzone account is under "Check email" Your PM's are under "Forum Control Panel" I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  4. Shoot the damn thing. Aggiedave has got it right though and Lazerq3 has got it wrong. What do you want the silencer for? Every other dog in the neighbourhood must learn, beyond the shadow of a doubt that if you bark incessently there is a big noise and you never bark again I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  5. Come around to my house and if you ask nice I might show you I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  6. English sunshine.....bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. A very nice bridge. Previously owned by a little old lady who only used it on Sundays to get to church. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  7. Hey ScottishJohn. I have a bridge I want to sell you. Going cheap, hardly been used. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  8. Yup I can see him now. Sitting in a gutted ATC tower with his feet on the desk, sweating in the African heat. Man boobs hanging out of his undershirt, drinking beer, smoking a fat one and typing away on an old beat up 486. Stopping every now and then to yell at the kids ouside who are stripping the parts off yet another crashed plane. Now that is living the good life I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  9. Oooops you are right. Swazi is Swazi I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  10. Swazi gold. The best under the African sun. BTW I am sure that radio is not broken. The parts have been stripped out for beer money. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  11. Drink beer and smoke dope......what would you do I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  12. I have a collegue who works with me. His stats are quite interesting. 48 jumps on rounds. 35 night jumps 28 of those into combat. Now he has some freaky stories. Strangely enough I cannot get him to come skydive. He says we go to high I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  13. Why the rear view mirrors? She must watch where she is vacuming and not worry about what is coming up behind her I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  14. It's just too late in the day for this. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  15. Scratch

    Whaddya think?

    Then you may be pleased to know for when you are back this side of the world that the orange trees in Citrusdal are being removed and the level of the Clanwilliam dam is low at the moment. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  16. "4:0:0" Out with it, we are waiting and the crowd is getting restless 0:5:0 for me I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  17. Aaaaaaah boobies. Monday is looking up
  18. All true but for some or other godforsaken reason come every second Sunday there I am, glued to the TV. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  19. True but after years of throwing myself and my toys down the road with what seems like monotenous regularity I have conceded that I will never be able to ride like Mr Bayliss and Co. and it would be a sad waste of a good superbike to have me in the saddle. So if I am to be reduced to fantasy then I reckon Rossi will do. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  20. Moto GP rocks Valentino Rossi is a genius I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  21. Formula One The worlds most expensive soap opera. I never miss a race I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  22. If only I could sell the movie rights for what is going on in my head right now. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  23. Tisk tisk. As a skydiver you should know better than to believe everything you read in news. As for the rest of this thread.....very interesting. As a South African....two words often found near the word 'racist' I have only this to add. If you spend 99% of you time trying to find someone to blame for your situation you are screwed from the outset because the best that can happen is that you will remain in the sh!t but now you know who screwed you.....whoopie!!. and you can point finger.......yay If you spend 99% of your time fixing the problem, soon there will be no problem and who cares about who is to blame. More simply put. If you are pushed into a swimming pool, does it matter who shoved you in, I don't think so. What matters is that you start paddling That works with everything, from fixing a car to fixing a country. My R0,02 I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20
  24. You can be quite deep for a snob Remi Ok BS aside, I have to agree with you. The people here are pleasently grown up and well mannered. Most DZ's cannot make the same claim. As for the odd fight in the forums, well personally I enjoy it. Things can get quite heated and still stay within the bounds of common decency. That is rare indeed. I wish the real world would just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20