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i took some pics, but then discovered that one of the small hairless monkeys that inhabit my house damaged the cumputer cable. i'll buy a new one this morning and post pics. there is another house in town with the same floor plan but built four years later, so i'll drive by it and see if it too has the post. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

part of my patio is like an alcove into the back of my house. there is a span of 20 feet with a 4x4 post a third of the way across it putting it in a shitty spot on my patio. i'm sure i could remove it with no problems, but in 5 years when we sell the house, a home inspector would likely notice. i've suggested to my wife that we could replace it with a brass stripper pole that would not only provide structural support but fine entertainment, but she said no. sorry i don't have pics to make it clearer, but does anyone know what could be done in this situation? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

paris was never taught responsibility. that is fully her parents' fault. legally she is 100% responsible for her actions, but just because her parents can't be held legally liable for it doesn't absolve them from blame. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

her mom actually made a comment about this, she called the judge pathetic. the news report didn't say whether she said this in the courtroom or out, but i suspect that if it had been said in the courtroom, she would have been held in contempt. that would be even funnier. truth is, she is just as responsible for the srupid shit paris does as paris herself. it was her job to teach her child responsability and she and her paris' dad failed miserably. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i think its funny. i doubt the dog really cares. they eat poop and roll in dead animals, what's a little spray paint? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

grey's has started to suck, and the new show will suck too, but i'll watch it with my wife anyway. at least addison is smokin hot. she looks a lot like my wife, who is also a tall ob/gyn and has bigger boobs. i'm trying to get her to dye her hair red. that would be hot. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

you're only partially circumcized? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i'm still in, but i thought we were extending it another month. i want to wait for the official end for my reveil. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

that is fucking cold. if there's ever a time to let someone off with a warning, that is it. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i've been getting a turgid member for as long as i can remember. both of my sons have had boners shortly after birth. i'm guessing that hard-ons occur even in the womb. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i've lost 18 pounds, but only 15 of it from the official beginning of the contest. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

thanks for the link. that tree looks very much like the one i'm familiar with that sparked my original thought. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

what i'm taliking about is jumping from a tree that is on relatively flat land. there are some big fucking trees out there and i would think that they would be irresistable to someone who had the proper skills. i would love to see pics or videos, but as mentioned, most of our biggest trees are located in national parks. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

my wife says it can't be done. i say it must have been done by someone. can anyone confirm or deny? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i put a kitty door going into the laundry room where her food and water are and another one from the laundry room to the garage. this is the best if its an option. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

nobody knows anything about this? i thought you fuckers knew everyth... oh wait, this isn't speakers corner. all right then, i think abortions should be mandatory if you make less that $100,000 a year. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

we just got a panasonic plasma tv, bose lifestyle surround system, and upgraded our dish network service to hd. i also installed an hd off-air antenna. my major problem is that i currently have to use three separate remotes. while watching tv, i have to change the aspect with the tv remote depending on what channel i'm watching. to watch a dvd, i have to change the input from hdmi 1 to component 1. to control the volume and switch between tv and dvd, i have to use the bose remote, which by the way is rf and not ir. supposedly you can program the bose remote to control other equipment, but the unit itself emmits the ir so it must be facing the unit you want to control. this doesn't work since all three units are facing the same direction. i also have to use the satellite remote as well. is there some gadget i can buy to make a universal remote work for all three devices? even getting down to 2 remotes would be great. had i done a little more homework and known that bose made it this hard, i would have looked for a different system so i could get a universal remote for everything. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

fajitas, micheladas and vagina. not all mixed together though. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i would love to keep it going, but i'm not stopping until i reach 170, contest or not. i dropped below 200 for the first time in about 3 years the other day. if we kept it going another month, i will achieve a greater than 20 pound loss. in the interest of fairness, it should be a unanimous decision among the contestants though. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

options that come only in packages from the factory, not a-la-carte at the dealer. i have a problem with this. when shopping for our last vehicle, we saw this with toyota and honda. the past couple of years i've tried to build a ford f-250 online and never could get what i wanted in the color i wanted. salesmen ask for a compromise on the color, but if i'm going to spend $40.000 on anything, it better be the color i want. as far a ford goes, i have a 2003 f-150 and i love it. i'll drive it until its dead and hopefully then a package that i want will be available. if not, i'll look to another company. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

you're right about walmart not being the place to go, but its the only thing we've got here. the petco in boise has a couple people very knowledgable about fish, so we'll stop in there. these fish were $15 each, making them by far the most expensive fish we have. this is our first aquarium so we don't want to spend a lot on fish until we actually know what we're doing. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i did treat the big tank first and all of the other fish got better. these two were by far the worst and the ick hasn't cleared up. i've been using the medicine from walmart, but i'll bet something different next time i go to boise. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i have two fish that are sick. the are covered in little white spots. i took them out of the big tank and have them in their own little ten gallon tank. i've been changing out half of the water every day and giving them fungus, parasite, and ick medicine. they seem perkier, but after several days they are still covered with little white spots. any suggestions? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i plan on putting one slightly nsfw pic in to try to sway the judges. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i had my first sub-200 reading yesterday. i'm looking a lot better, and there's been some warm weather so i've been out in the sun a little and am no longer pasty white. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com