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  1. I hope it wasn't me A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  2. I don't care if you're wearing a black cowboy hat! Look at ME when I'm talking to you! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  3. If you turn my avatar upside down, I kinda resemble a Chesire cat. Edite4d: Damn! my connections slow! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  4. LMAO!!!! Something's been said before about all kitchen appliances coming in white... A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  5. Otis Redding eat your heart out! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  6. You can't draw cartoons of the prophet because no one knows what he actually looks like. However, there are a select few on here who have actually met HH in person... sans smiley face. Just had to post this: A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  7. See that kid packing his heart out every weekend just to do a few jumps? Who's got the passion at your dz to actually stay in the sport? If it happens to be a cute girl, so much the better A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  8. Veery funny A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  9. I agree. Obviously he's able to control his temper sometimes, but for how long? Any guy who raises a hand to a lady in asshole A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  10. madhatter

    Leftovers

    Stoganoff, chili, any stew's always better the next day. Still think cold pizza beats all! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  11. Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  12. madhatter

    Borrow a rig

    Too bad you're not in SA, I'm not going to be jumping my rig for the next 2 months How'd things go at the dentist today? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  13. And just to be clear, we're referring to these, not these A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  14. Internet Explorer's content filtering ahs an option to allow users to view sites with no rating, or not. Seeing that you're at an internet cafe, my guess is they have opted not to let people view unrated sites in an effort to reduce viruses. Someone working there should have a password to allow you to view the sites you want to. That is IF they really ARE informative sites & not just filled with boobies A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  15. Feeling the sun on my back & watching things grow. Grass, vines, trees, children, puppies & kittens, you name it. LIFE amazes me
  16. Got one a few minutes ago. Team EAS ad - proof sent to HH. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  17. That was a very reaonable response, I would think. WTF? Why can't they just check & inform you of the results afterwards? No need to scare the holy bejesus out of you by coldly anouncing 'ok, let's check'! I only had 1 wisdom tooth( 'cause I'm highly evolved or just sub-intelligent - who knows?) & had it done under local - no big. Anyway, glad you're clear of the big C. Good luck with the removals tomorrow. If your dentist knows what she's doing, you'll hopefully have very little swelling & feel better than new in 2 ticks! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  18. OK, OK, I'm sorry I rejected your hug yesterday. >>>HUG
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    Drinking

    Thanks, but I reserve leap years for girls A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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    Drinking

    It still counts as a hug & I was in on it Thanks to both of ya! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  21. madhatter

    Drinking

    No! We only agreed on a beer!!!! Anyway, v-b was trying to keep the peace. Shotgun seems cool though At least I got a hug on Valentine's Day A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
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    Drinking

    I've been grumpy all day & still think both are bad... But I'm always ready to kiss & make up
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    Drinking

    C'mon, I've been through this on the other thread. The alcohol debate started after I posted this joke, and that's all it is - a joke A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  24. That's good news, thanks. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125
  25. I came across this report a few minutes ago. Anyone know how the guy's doing? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125